4) The hands aren’t weirdly oversized.

My God that’s some tacky-ass furniture. Not a single thing in that entire shot isn’t just plain crap...and yes, that goes for the header photo as well.

This is not surprising coming from the same guy who had a fake Time Magazine cover of himself hanging up at multiple properties. Time even had to ask him to take them down (I’d hyperlink, but Kinja keeps screwing up when I do):

The reproduction Resolute Desk, the photos on the wall, the “45office” website ... You know what this reminds me of? The guy who still wears his high school letter jacket in college.

What’s with the Pog collection?

I am not telling my extended family, so I have an excuse to miss more of the family functions I really did not want to go to anyway. In many respects, the last year+ has been very peaceful without the rampant drama, and I am not giving it up until I have to.

The only things that would surprise me are:

Once again, if Republicans are accusing you of something, they are doing that thing. 

Hell, no one has photos of me NOW. I take wretched, horrible pictures and do not enjoy the experience one bit. We don’t have one photo of our wedding displayed in our apartment because I do not want to see my “albino jack-o-lantern carved to look like Mr. Ed” photo face every day.

You bet I believe this, because not only do I believe that Gaetz is into non-legal partners, I SUPER DUPER believe that any sentient being would have to be paid not only to travel with/bone him, but even sit on a park bench next to that walking cadaver. 

I realize that Gaetz denied the allegations, but even to include being generous to your ex-girlfriends to your defense against being accused of having relationships with minors is a one hell of a decision.

tah turns out they were thinking about the kids, like ALL THE TIME. they couldn't stop, no matter how much they prayed.

I try to keep from commenting on how people look, but this guy looks like a fucking cartoon character. Fits his cartoonish beliefs and behavior.

He proved he was Deep State when he

Exactly. She’s farming his distress for clicks. 

Except this investigation started under Bill Barr and there was a DOJ mandate that required Bill Barr to sign off of on the investigation and be fully briefed regularly on the investigation. I can’t imagine he would let a blackmail scheme continue against one of Trump’s loudest supporters. 

Which I thought was odd because that only happens with military spending bills — and even in those situations it’s been 20 years. 

Gatez was the only no-vote against a trafficking bill from 2017. It passed unanimously in the senate.

I was just a little bummed at how it was handled.

Eh, think I’d not really be down with people posting pics of me from high school without my consent, being that I was a super awkward teen and all. People have complicated relationships with their high school selves and what might look like a perfectly nice photo to an outsider might trigger a lot of painful feelings…