“Halfwit” is generous. I’d go with “tenthwit”, but even then I’d be rounding up.

Yep.

Welcome to 2019! Bazinga! WAKAWAKAWAKA!

Aww. I’m not crying...

This isn’t the same Biden who debated Ryan.

If Biden goes against trump, he’ll be like the 2016 Falcon’s in the Superbowl.

It’s almost too cute to be real.

I just did. And as for my qualifications - actually I do. (:

Same. I absolutely refuse to capitalize that name.

It’s a pithy quote, often misattributed to Einstein, but it’s not exactly accurate. Colloquially? Sure. Not psychologically.

I mean, poor impulse control as a result of frontal lobe damage is a thing, but this guy clearly walked up to this kid with the intention of starting shit. This wasn’t some spur-of-the moment impulse. It was at least partially premeditated.

I assume it’s satire of some sort, but there’s usually a link to the source they’re satirizing hidden somewhere in the article when they do that.

And they have to do that, because if they don’t then every argument they make and every position they hold become obvious in their moral and intellectual bankruptcy. 

Needs Comic Sans.

Simon in those scenes is me, every fucking day.

It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury
Signifying nothing.

“Sir, this is an Arby’s.”

They do this with everything because if they were to recognize nuance or context every single argument or position they take would fall apart and expose them for the frauds they are.

Agreed

Rest In Peggy