Conspiracy theorists never follow Occam’s Razor, though. They go out of their way to avoid it at every turn.

I did similar work for a few years, and left shortly after watching a patient die due to the inadequacies of the system. It was absolutely heartwrenching, and I just wasn’t emotionally strong enough to handle it any more.

Oh, man, I love me a good rhetorical tautology. I can’t even get mad at this. It’s too funny to be mad at. And watching the utterly moronic right-wingers go apeshit over her “unimpeachable logic” is gonna be sooo good.

This. A thousand times, this.

My state won’t allow you to buy into a ACA plan if your employer offers coverage (regardless of how bad it sucks, as is my case).

Yes! My first thought was “That’s... kinda badass!”

AHA! Jokes on them, because none of us can afford dental insurance/procedures so we won’t have any teeth left!

What are Devin Nunes’ Cow’s policy positions? Even if they’re just “Fuck Devin Nunes”, I gotta admit that’s pretty cool.

Eh, I’ve seen worse. One of our developers left a really inappropriate reference in a software version that we demo’d to a potentially big customer, once.

Just the “Don is, uh...” part is hilarious.

“Well, I wouldn’t have hit that child if you weren’t spying on me!”

Fuck, this shit hits close to home. The Satanic Panic figured largely in my childhood (it actually started in the 70s, but really came to a head in the 80s). Close family members were sucked into it after becoming “born-again” (which is absolutely a cult). This filled my childhood with a great deal of fear, which took…

I don’t think his base will ever wake up, but I do think he’s going to piss off rich people and corporations, and that may result in the republican party turning on him.

“malicious malicious software”

“...they didn’t accuse me of…sexual assault.”

Fucking psychopaths.

He’s a fucking clown. Our country is “run” by a total, fucking clown.

Right? Also,

Dude, he started out with “libtard” and continues using it. People that use that insult are unequivocally stupid.