You hate joy. You’re a joy-hater.

So you hate joy

You guys all have it in your heads that the old MCU is gone.

Disney: “Oh, Sony... you made a good movie there with that Spider-Verse thing.”

I take anti-depressants. Somehow, I have not let Tom Cruise’s views on those affect my life. 

Shit on Cruise if you like, but he has consistently put strong women in his movies.

I’ll be pro-player to a point.

Reboot the Pretender with Manny Jacinto as the lead. Tell Michael T Weiss to call off a few shifts at Applebee’s and come in for a cameo

The parts I saw on Celebrity Movie Archive, yes

They’ve been together and in my fap dreams a while now 

Enjoyed it. Enjoying picking through random season 1-4 episodes on Netflix. Want to punch whoever told Jennifer Aniston to give up carbs.

Bum did.

If it’s Hanks, I’ll assume the family has it coming 

This sounds great. I will say that my rule of “cancelling” someone is that I reserve the right to hold back one performance or role or movie the person is in that is just too good for me not to give up.

So that’s where Dickens landed. Lost track of her after she left HitFix. 

I always felt that when Tom issued his, “I’m worried about you, get that looked at” thing, it was a sign from God.

Stay for the Pat Sajak cameo after the credits. He’s like the Nick Fury of this universe 

The detail that always blows my mind is when they contact their mothers and they are told it must be OK because a doctor says its OK.

My Lord.

She’ll be seen that way because it’s fucking true