I’d be OK with a tank running over this guy six or seven times. Start with the dick and balls

“Do it again... and I get to flick a nipple”

Not my job to teach. Learn on your own time

Here’s a checklist to let you know if you are racist:

See, I thought it was shorthand for “I don’t have the fucking foggiest idea how money works because I keep bitching about stuff with guaranteed audiences”

Thanks!

If I don’t like it, it’s bad and you people are wrong. 

They are not necessary or unnecessary.

And that makes it so much smarter

Dude, my beef is with the word “necessary” in reviews.

When do we get to stop using “necessary” in art criticism? It’s the stupidest thing since Milli met Vanilli

Disney: Announces new shows with exciting characters

Disney made stars out of a tree and a talking raccoon.

I just now learned she actually has hands. Not the parts I’ve been looking at

You think I was trying to hide it?

The best part remains just how mortified Beyoncé was

Paul Rudd gets the one free pass from age appropriateness issues. Source: My 20-year-old niece, who finds him hot.

Unpopular opinion, but I was ready for MCU Spidey 3 to at least address it. Maybe a flashback or a ghostly appearance or whatever. It’s actually weird for no mention at all.

It’s like you guys have never seen a negotiation before.

Almost positive there was an episode of Alice where Vera believed George Burns was really God