Fuck all y’all. The Robert Scorpio/Anna Devane/Sean Donely stuff was AMAZING. 

Just as the 90s really didn’t begin until Nirvana and Pearl Jam came along and vaporized the hair bands, 2021 isn’t going to begin until Biden gets in.

Buckle up. 15 more days.

Unfortunately, Roberts falls into the too-big list of Bond girls whose characters were absolute morons. And Roger - who was 45 when he STARTED as Bond, actually aged pretty well until the time between Octopussy and A View to A Kill. But with this one, someone showed him the Dorian Gray painting. 

Stacey got snuck up on…

Jesus, the MCU dodged a bullet here.

Yeah, you’re aiming to be Choatic Neutral, but you’re really a Lawful Neutral

“What the fuck is Cold Boiled?”

“A lot of people”

Counterpoint: Fuck Slytherins. Even the only “good” one was a creepy racist-curious stalker who was willing to let his boss kill his crush’s husband and then he was a miserable asshole to the crush’s kid.

Sounds like you were a pretty miserable fucking person before this year happened. 

What the fuck is this weird circle jerk session about hating Krasinksi. I mean, yes, he’s richer than you. Yes, his wife is hotter than yours. Yes, he is better looking than you.

But he’s all that to me too and I don’t hate him.

I’m sorry, did you gather the cast of Hamilton to sing for a girl who couldn’t attend? You didn’t? Then go fuck yourself.

The answer is Evans.

I used to have a pretty solid attitude about spoilers: It’s on you to avoid them. Stay off social media. I went dark for a solid week before seeing Last Jedi, because holiday plans kept me from seeing it for a week.

But the Netflix/Disney model of releasing things at 12:01 a.m. changes that a bit. Quite a few people…

It TELSH ME, TSHAT GOOSH-SHTEPPING MORONSH, LIKE YOURSELFSH, SHOULD TRY RRRREADING BOOKSH INSTHEAD OF BAIRNING TSHEM!

The roles he could have had if he hadn’t given up on acting. Let’s say he puts in another several years.

Someone still needs to explain to me how he didn’t understand Lord of the Rings. All some agent had to do was say:

“There’s a bad guy. A ring kills him. A group of good guys are trying to go kill him with the ring. You’re the leader of that group. Here’s $400 million”

Want to talk about the white women vote in 2016?

I feel a little like I feel when I see some Gofundme has raised $10,000 to offset $1 million in medical bills.

30? um...er...WHAT?

Well, good of Sony to lean into its brand and hire someone who whines about box office