Reboot the Pretender with Manny Jacinto as the lead. Tell Michael T Weiss to call off a few shifts at Applebee’s and come in for a cameo

The parts I saw on Celebrity Movie Archive, yes

They’ve been together and in my fap dreams a while now 

Enjoyed it. Enjoying picking through random season 1-4 episodes on Netflix. Want to punch whoever told Jennifer Aniston to give up carbs.

Bum did.

If it’s Hanks, I’ll assume the family has it coming 

This sounds great. I will say that my rule of “cancelling” someone is that I reserve the right to hold back one performance or role or movie the person is in that is just too good for me not to give up.

So that’s where Dickens landed. Lost track of her after she left HitFix. 

I always felt that when Tom issued his, “I’m worried about you, get that looked at” thing, it was a sign from God.

Stay for the Pat Sajak cameo after the credits. He’s like the Nick Fury of this universe 

The detail that always blows my mind is when they contact their mothers and they are told it must be OK because a doctor says its OK.

My Lord.

She’ll be seen that way because it’s fucking true

I’d be OK with a tank running over this guy six or seven times. Start with the dick and balls

“Do it again... and I get to flick a nipple”

Not my job to teach. Learn on your own time

Here’s a checklist to let you know if you are racist:

See, I thought it was shorthand for “I don’t have the fucking foggiest idea how money works because I keep bitching about stuff with guaranteed audiences”

Thanks!

If I don’t like it, it’s bad and you people are wrong.