They are not necessary or unnecessary.

And that makes it so much smarter

Dude, my beef is with the word “necessary” in reviews.

When do we get to stop using “necessary” in art criticism? It’s the stupidest thing since Milli met Vanilli

Disney: Announces new shows with exciting characters

Disney made stars out of a tree and a talking raccoon.

I just now learned she actually has hands. Not the parts I’ve been looking at

You think I was trying to hide it?

The best part remains just how mortified Beyoncé was

Paul Rudd gets the one free pass from age appropriateness issues. Source: My 20-year-old niece, who finds him hot.

Unpopular opinion, but I was ready for MCU Spidey 3 to at least address it. Maybe a flashback or a ghostly appearance or whatever. It’s actually weird for no mention at all.

It’s like you guys have never seen a negotiation before.

Almost positive there was an episode of Alice where Vera believed George Burns was really God

It’s all a negotiation. It’ll get worked out

I don’t care if 50,000 signatures literally brings Alec Guinness back from the dead.

Shovel, plot of land, no one missing them 

I have three children. A boy and two girls, in order of age.

Hey, guys, Imma play a nine-year-old song on a ukulele!

I’m sure you guys are always tops on his call back sheet

Pure jealousy.