Then shut it down. She has a history of taking franchise money and shit talking it.

Marvel Flunkie #1: We can get a hot actor to play Blade, knocking the socks off the comic-con nerds and tapping into one our most popular characters.

That’s what you choose to give a fuck about?

Is Portman going to take it seriously? Or is she going to sign up and then bitch about it?

Does Frakes still look like he ate Levar Burton?

He got someone to cover his shift at Applebee’s, then?

When was the last time for bowels moved? Been a while, hasn’t it?

Well, NOW I do

Here to defend his honor?

What? You wanted attention. Now stop trying to touch my special place 

“Uh, hi, can you swallow this?”

God, you have a boner now, don’t you? Ugh. This excites you? OK, I’ll back off. Go get your troll kicks somewhere else

OK... let’s say we do this end credit scene next 

I wish they would have filmed Cap taking the stones back.

Well, I wonder what you look like when you’re trying to troll 

I have good news. No one will make you.

There has to be a Hemsworth second cousin who can do this

Would watch

Hey everyone, look, it’s a cousin-fucking hillbilly 

Someone go tell Diana Rigg she was infantilized. I’ll wait.