Alomar is lucky he got a career and two functioning legs after that. He spits in a man’s face and puts his sick kids’ name in his mouth? Fuck Alomar. 

I think we can disagree over how to behave in blowouts. What I’m calling bullshit on is the “men wouldn’t be asked”

The gazebo. Good small towns have a gazebo type thing in the park. It is 20 years past needing a good paint job. It once housed weddings and speeches from desperate political candidates and bands with names like “Tubby and the Tubes” and was an honest to god feature of daily life.

Kawhi is heading to a Finals MVP (maybe) after sitting 20 games this year and most of last year.

Yeah, there really is no good way for him to answer any questions about making out with Drew Barrymore.

This is one where you needed seven hours. Dead Zone? His West Wing episode? Poison Ivy?

He literally does not know right from left. Cut him some slack

The fuck is this crap?

The Internet ruins things, Part the Infinity

The Internet was a mistake. Prior to the Internet, if some one did this to Debbie Gibson or Tiffany, the death threats would have been stayed in spiral notebooks. 

Hugo Weaving’s niece?

Payh dat meen hees monay!

The only shame anyone at Marvel Studios would have felt is the shame of sharing a species with the cretins who make X-Men and FF movies.

The Internet was a mistake

So you’re not going to prom with me?

I stopped reading when you said “I dunno” about a major business decision.

So, the Lakers

Yes. Taking the first offer before seeing how the lottery would turn out and what the Celtics could do would have been insane.

And when does a team get to tell a player to STFU? After a title? After a conference finals? Four straight playoffs? Solid drafts and signings?

Did they not get paid by their new teams? Did their contracts have no-trade clauses that were violated?