Go scratch your scab somewhere else and leave the rest of us to enjoy the movie 

When my wife asked me to get sea salt and I got regular table salt, that was a mistake. When I transposed my own fucking phone number on my first big-boy resume years ago, that was a mistake.

All you did was get people hurt or killed. That’s all you did. Sweet dreams, asshole

Go buy a ladder and get the fuck over yourself. Then jump off of it. Dick first 

They cast YOUNGER versions? Just de-age them. I want to see what Stellan looked like young.

How much are you willing to pay for moving services? 

Meanwhile, I’m ignoring work to comment.

Williams was a god damn national treasure and I’d Thanos-snap every god damn one of you “he was annoying” shitheads and your first borns too just for one more movie with him 

I knew it would tie in, but I kind of hoped Scott was going to get a glimpse of Dr. Steange and hear a voice saying “Endgame”

Yes, like hiring Black Widow to open a little indie movie. 

I want a name. You don’t have a name. You also don’t have a movie. Good work

Who?

For about a minute... till the realize the players got played

Yeah, Hollywood producers like money.

Name who opens the movie now.

Why the fuck would she do that? She doesn’t owe the movie a fucking thing

All right! The issue is solved! High-fives!

Sorry for the thread jack, but this happened to me a couple of days ago and I don’t know of I did the right thing. I’m here for my validation or my ass-chewing.

OK, I’ve never said this, because I get how problematic it is, but in this case, I have to:

Good. Send Charlie Cox over and give me Matt-Natasha