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    Your sex life sounds lame

    If the latter is true, there’s never been a better time to bring up a threesome

    Guess he already has gotten all the blowjobs he ever needs in his life from his wife... He ain’t getting another one

    Yeah, re-watching it, I think you’re right. Although Bryant might have startled them with a quick break to home and gotten past the catcher before a throw.


    Twice in my four-year career as a grocery cashier (college years) I had someone hand me a pile of change and expect me to take the proper amount. (One white person, one black person)

    Looking back, they were both older women, and there may have been vision/arthritis issues and I am a bit more relaxed about it.

    At the…

    Did the Phillies first baseman cover home? Because the catcher, pitcher and 2nd baseman were all heading to third. I have to assume the 1B was, because Bryant could have gone home otherwise.

    He scored from first on a single earlier in that series too.

    Somehow, he has been lost in the Trout-Harper thing, but he’s just as good.

    Or someone whose parents pissed all the rest of the parents in his class off with the Tooth Fairy gifts.

    My wife took the precaution of asking a few other moms what they were doing, but there is always one asshole who drops a $50 on the first tooth and makes the rest of us look bad.

    LeBron is the Wilt of his time. The most gifted athlete of his generation, blessed with abilities other great players only dream of. Polarizing. Hated by some. Loved by others.

    And always running into the same buzzsaw, over and over and over. The 2016 Cavs will be like the Wilt’s’ 76ers, remembered as much for who…

    No, they are characters. And I would not want to spend another second with them. I regret the time I did spend. I could have had such a lovely poop

    “The two things are very different. One is essentially letting drug use slide. The other is deciding to be compassionate in... I’m guessing some kind of alcoholic mix-up. It’s hard to defend this generalized “sexual assault” hypothetical as that can mean a lot of different things.”

    This judge was outrageous and a…

    That kid needed punched too

    I’m glad this one turned out the way it did.

    Any kid of mine who wrecks my car for attention is going to find himself with far more attention that he wanted.

    The sequel should have opened with Ferris standing at Cameron’s funeral and then at his father’s murder trial. And then Sloane telling him he gave her herpes from all the women he slept with at college.

    Fuck…

    I’m sorry you lost the ability to separate an actor from a character. Maybe you should get that looked at.

    When they come for you, you have my axe.

    Ferris needed punched hard by someone who knows how to punch hard. I stand with the Principal. That movie does not hold up.

    So, when you need my axe, let me know. I’ll be staring at that picture of Jennifer Love Hewitt.

    It really depends on how you look at it. She is being paid, after all. She is aware of her surroundings and can quit at any time. Truman has no such options.

    In a sense, she is a porn star who has the same partner her entire career. At this stage of the game, how often are they having sex? The real work would have…

    It’s time for Disney to cut bait on this entire thing. Trade Star Wars to Fox for the X-Men/FF rights. Let Star Wars fans experience a movie made by the same people who gave us F4fuckfic or whatever that last Fantastic Four movie was called.

    No. You go talk to them. They are your side, not mine.