White hot rage about silly stuff is the best white hot rage.

Carrey deserved more love for this. He was robbed of a nomination

WHITE MALCOLM!

I mean, it’s exaggerated for effect here, but I can’t count the number of times my wife will come home with some new thing she bought at the store and gives me the rundown.

It’s been a while, but isn’t there a reference in the movie to her getting a $10,000 (or some number) bonus every time she puts out?

Wikipedia doesn’t have it, but I’m also almost positive I remember an interview with Laura Linney where she envisioned Hannah-as-Meryl as a former child star willing to do pretty much…

I honestly, my bluster aside, do not understand this. Here is what we are talking about with Franchise Fatigue:

OK, who else did the thing where they throw their shoe from one hand to the other because Mr. Rogers did it?

(And who else has found themselves when counting something to break into the old - OnetwothreefourFIVE... sixseveneightnineten...ellleveen, twellllve. Doo doo doo doo dodedoo)

Just me? SCREW ALL Y’ALL! I’M CRYING!

For who? Punk ass white boy cunts? Fuck them with a frozen caterpillar wrapped in two-week old uncooked bacon and peanut butter

You’re on to something here. Other than Heir to the Empire and a few other books, I didn’t consume much of the EU.

Gawd, I can’t even imagine that being my main entry into Star Wars. It would be like only knowing of Star Trek through Troi/Odo fan fic.

I like wings. I would eat wings a lot. I would even eat wings once in December and then again in May. Hell, I might get crazy and have some in March while watching basketball.

But you must be the type that gets a blowjob in December and then refuses all other blowjobs until the following December...

That is the stupidest god damn thing I’ve ever heard. Care Bear incest porn is less stupid than this.

It is illogical to say that Han was the most popular character in the original trilogy AND say that he was only interesting the second Chewie dragged Obi-Wan and Luke over to him.

News flash:
1) Solo was good, even if…

Yes, because you are being asked to go see a Star Wars movie in December and then another one in May! OH THE FUCKING HUMANITY! HOW WILL YOU EVER SURVIVE?

Moron.

Way to go, you fucking toxic nerds. Solo was a good movie.

I was 12 when Return of the Jedi came out. You know what I had between 1983 and the SE releases?

Dash Fucking Rendar.

All you pansy ass pansies whining about “oversatuation” need to tape a fucking aspirin on and get back in the game.

I guaran-damn-tee you that…

“Quitter” - Baylesscized

That general committed suicide. Can’t prove any other outcome. Elizabeth is in the wind and Marilyn is dead.

And no one can place Paige there. All she has to do is say: “They told me. They talked about training me. I learned self-defense. I watched a lot of Russian movies and ate Russian food.”

Paige be just fine.

Silver Sable needs to be a Netflix series.

It’s Glenn Close in a Marvel movie. That pretty much overrides everything for me. I sometimes wonder who will be the last “name” actor to hold out and not do Marvel for ARTEESTIC reasons. (And I’m counting Spider Sony in this, so Michelle Williams in Venom counts and I thought she was going to be the independent…

Someone had to be the Boromir to move the story along.

Plus, can’t you also blame the people who were supposed to protect the Power Stone (Glenn Close and John C. Reilly and no, I’m not looking up the character names) and the Collector not protecting the Reality Stone better and Loki for giving up whatever the fuck…

Congratulations, Ms. Bee. You’ve guaranteed that no one will talk about or give a shit about the issue you were so worked up about to begin with. Good job, good effort.

Yes, I get it. The media SHOULDN’T be so myopic and should look at issues instead of one word. That’s true.

But blaming the media for that is like…

And ... she apologized.

Look, either stop using insults like this or stop fucking backing down when you do and get yelled at. Pick a side.