Time for some head-canoning:
* Stan retires from the FBI before he can be “retired” and goes into private security consulting. He pays for the rest of Henry’s tuition and looks out for him.
* Renee leaves him shortly after he retires. He confronts her about what Phillip said and she leaves. He digs and finds out she…

ORRRR.. murdered because he STOLE HER FUCKING ID and his entire posture screamed I WILL RAPE YOU

She turns herself in. What exactly did she do? She tagged along and was lookout. She could credibly claim brainwashing from Elizabeth and Claudia. Her parents told her when she was underage, so she could claim coercion and fear of them going to jail or being executed.

Elizabeth and Claudia are in the wind. Marilyn is…

I immediately went to “Been killed in Afghanistan...”

Take out Wicket knocking himself out with the bolo and I will defend the Ewoks.

Jesus, can you imagine the Internet back then?

Respected actor from Mask gets replaced by the twerp from Family Ties and everything has to be re-shot and there are rumors there is an incest subplot.

PLUS, the white twerp teaches Chuck Berry rock-and-roll.

Yeah, fuck the Internet.

“I love you”
“I ALREADY WORK AROUND THE CLOCK!”

I don’t know if they have the rights to it without Roseanne’s OK, but what if...

Opening: Dan in an ill-fitting black suit, trying to button the top shirt collar. “Screw it. I’ll go tieless. She hated it when I went tieless. Seems fitting...”

Jackie comes out of the bathroom in a robe. “Uh, I thought you’d be gone by…

The next thing I saw him in after Princess Bride was in Glory. He was the “other” white guy next to Broderick. It just really looks like he guessed wrong on a lot of roles.

He may have gotten market-corrected a little bit too. He is basically the same age as Depp, Pitt and Cruise and they collectively crowded him out.

The Princess Bride DVD had a great “making-of” feature that Patinkin and Shawn participated in. The best Andre stuff I remember from that was Christopher Guest, who said he made a point of shaking hands with him every day, just because it never stopped amazing him how big Andre’s hands were.

On another topic, when…

Then, my friend, you are not a conservative. Because the conservative view as it currently stands in power is that contraception, education and health are bad.

I don’t doubt your sincerity. I applaud it. I doubt your interpretation of what it means to be a conservative

Then they don’t really believe abortion is murder

Hi, did you know you can buy things with money? I feel like you didn’t know that, or else you wouldn’t have asked your question

So... the definition is bent until we can be offended! Sweet

There isn’t enough fap lotion in the world for me to see Sophie leering at Aubrey.

Sigourney is a good choice.

Worf’s First Law of Dating: Lips that have touched Charlie Sheen will never touch me

DING DING DING!

Which means they don’t have the courage of their convictions:

If you truly believe a fetus is alive and that killing that fetus is murder, then it follows that the person who ordered the murder (the mother, and the father if he helped pay for it, etc...) and the hitmen who carried it out (the doctor and any…

And I don’t fucking care. I don’t care that politics are toxic. I want my toxic side to win toxically.