Well, I’m out. I can only handle rooting for one wacko conservative shitbag nutball asshole scumsucking fool and I refuse to stop enjoying the occassional “Chuck” re-watch. Adam Baldwin is all I can handle in my cognitive dissonance.

I remember the latter part of the Flair-Steamboat run in 89 and my recollection is that Steamboat was getting unintentional heat with dragging his wife and kid to the ring while Flair was just coming off cooler and getting more cheers.

So much that they immediately turned Flair face with the Terry Funk feud after. He…

We’re about to see a case study in how awful a woman can be and lose her career. Whatever level it is, I am sure she will find it.

I’ve read Steamboat offered to go heel and the hook would have been easy. “Savage nearly killed me and you asshole fans are cheering him?”

But Pat Patterson said no one would buy it. Probably true.

Steamboat was one of my favorites, mainly because my wrestling phase and my Bruce Lee phase happened to coincide. But…

Great video. Thanks.

It is frightening, how close we came to losing Andre to a broken neck on some of those slams. There were only a couple - the Mexican match and Kamala were the worst - where you can clearly see Andre helping.

Stan Hansen also has freaky dad strength.

Ha! I misread Bresloff as Bischoff. My mistake on that.

I am not mistaken on Bischoff

I know the “First time Andre was slammed” thing was easily debunked. But I’ve read that others, including Harley Race, slammed him.

I get that Harley probably has freaky old man strength. And I’m sure Andre helped.

But Harley slamming Andre? Really?

Wrestlemania III. What else I remember:
1) Tom Zenk? Remember when he…

I hate to be a shill for Vince and his traveling circus of premature deaths, but I guess the following is relevant for me:

1) Somewhere between 80,000 and 93,000 people attended a wrestling event and God knows how many did the closed-circuit. (I saw it at the Miami Knight Center and it was full. Pedia, son of Wik tells…

1) God, Bischoff is such a whiny little cunt. How do you make a million? Give Eric Bischoff 50 million to start.

That’s fucking stupid. Why the hell would Lando chew Han out at the deck of Bespin in Empire?

Face it, campers. Lando is about to get got. He’ll be lucky if he still has that coat when Han is done.

We all love Lando because Billy Dee Williams played him and Donald Glover is playing him and blah, blah, blah, minority…

These guys aren’t making a fucking fan film in their garage. They were given the keys to the origin story of one of the 10 most iconic characters in all of sci-fi/pop culture.

They don’t get to fail creatively. They make the film they were told to make or they get the fuck out.

You guys all live in this dreamworld…

And VanDerBeek’s thoughts are:

“Good Christ, the fuck did Michelle do to her hair? She looks like Lucius Malfoy before he’s had his coffee in the morning”

Caption Katie’s thoughts. Here’s mine:

“His eyes are shut, aren’t they? Oh, Jesus, his eyes are shut. Ew! Get it off! OH MY GOD, THAT’S A BONER! SAVE ME LORD. SAVE ME TOM CRUISE!”

“Come into MY Starbucks”

Yeah, I fucking hate that person. Not really on a “I hope you chafe your sex organ and have to take a hot shower” kind of hate, but more of a “I hope you burn your chin on the pizza cheese falling off the crust on the first bite” kind of hate.

Yeah, that’s why he was wearing a Braves hat.

Chase Masterson is the answer to all the questions.

I REMEMBER RUNNING THROUGH THE WET GRASS!

OK, that song is in my head. We must now fight to the death.

Oopps... uh, wait 10 minutes. Stare at the moon or something.

People are gonna be sooooo sad when the movie actually has to have Solo getting over on Lando. You know, LIKE THE FUCKING CANON DICTATES!

Oh, agreed, but Dark Kira never hit on Good Jadzia.