Wasn’t there some rumor of him playing Indy’s brother?

And... hot take. The Selleck Raiders of the Lost Ark would have sucked iguana ass

Don’t picture Kira hitting on Ezri. Your lady will thank me for advice.

Here’s the thing. I am a fan. I want to be serviced. Service me. Don’t be shy. I’m paying for a service. I WANT SERVICE!

I want it all. I liked it when Officer Middle Name is Robin was revealed. I liked seeing Jimmy Smits take time off from his shift at Applebee’s to order C3POs memory wiped. I like Luke getting his…

This is a fart-sniffery kind of way to say the episode where this happens:

Nog: (trying to tag the runner): What do I do?
Worf: FIND HIM AND KILL HIM!

Was a lot of fun.

Fun fact. The dude who played Rom was a minor league baseball player and — by far - the most skilled actor there. He had to work to pretend to suck.

I…

Yeah, I’m still fucking seeing Solo and so are you. Don’t even pretend.

He was almost Captain America. That would have been so odd.

But, I don’t mind him. He married over his head, but so did I. He had a good run on a show and could play dark. His “you guys will find your way back together” shot at Pam over Roy remains one of the sickest burns ever burned sickly on TV.

I see from other…

I don’t know if it qualifies as a set piece, but the River Phoenix scenes in Last Crusade are a textbook example of how to provide awesome fan service.

First, Phoenix would have grown into Harrison Ford. I’m convinced of it. God damn, what would Hollywood look like if he was fighting Leonardo and and Gyllenhall for…

Sorry, I watched Home Alone once. I didn’t need to see it again in Scotland

Can I be over Goldblum? I feel like I wanna be over Goldblum. We’re approaching Goldblum overdose. Time to move on to the next quirky guy who somehow gets a revival late in his career.

Joe Pantoliano, you’re up

Sure someone can. These assholes couldn’t. And the next set of rookies that come in better learn to work faster.

Ask Drew

I am not in every thread related to the Ringer. If I were to try to post in every anti-Ringer thread Deadspin does, I would not have time to eat, sleep, or masturbate.

I think the real question is: Why are you so invested in protecting Deadspin’s jealous, whiny and unfunny takes?

That’s my take too, but apparently, the metrics are that Deadspin is punching down. My take has always been that Simmons is Bridget Fonda and Magary is Jennifer Jason Leigh.

No word on if Magary has blown Cousin Sal and then killed him with a high heel...

Google it. He directed a bunch TNGs.

CounterCounterPoint: Last Jedi apparently wasn’t as successful as Force Awakens.

Also, I think Coogler is great, but that movie is doing gangbusters because it addresses a market inefficiency - lack of representation. I think half a dozen African-American directors could have brought in a $2 billion movie with that…

Then it’s even more pathetic. I just assumed Deadspin was desperately trying to get attention because it was down. It’s up and this is a punch down and not a punch up?

Pathetic.

I’m just assuming we do away with Troi episodes. Captain Marvel would be a Kira episode.

The parallels aren’t totally perfect. Thor - Worf is the best one. Good when it’s pure action; better when it’s action-comedy.

But, I’ll give it a try:

Cap - Really Sisko more than Picard, but either works.
Iron Man - Riker
Thor -…

No, the Broccolis aren’t as good at this as Cubby was. Cubby would be spinning in his grave over the quality of the movies. But his answer would not be to relinquish control. It would be to control better.

Aw, the daily dose of Deadspin punching the Ringer in the ankles and trying to get its attention...

Honest, Deadspin. You’re pretty too. Really.

Yeah, it’s cute that you’d prefer failure over success, but studios are businesses.

And the Broccoli children HAVE tried to do “interesting” things with the Bond movies and they’ve all sucked since Casino Royale.