Doesn’t sound like she was acting that this was a bad fit. This was a bad fit.

We can get all fart-sniffery about studios wanting productions not to go over schedule or over budget, but it’s their money and not yours that is being wasted.

Anyone wanting 25 takes on a movie about a dude and his hairy friend flying…

These movies need directors like Ron Howard. There is wayyyy too much empahsis now on “directorial vision” and “interesting filmmakers” which is translated as “people intoxicated with the smell of their own farts”

Bullshit.

You know what blockbusters need? Directors who can get shots and keep the trains running. At…

All this confirms for me is that the overmatched twerps who originally had it never should have gotten it and Ron Howard will make a watchable and fun movie.

I’ll go see it first weekend and then move on to the next watchable and fun movie on my list, probably Ant-Man and Wasp. You see, I don’t need these movies to be…

See, I never doubted that one for a second. Not for one hot second. Joker and Bats are, in my head-canon, about the same age. (The one flaw with Nicholsen/Keaton)

But I thought Ledger’s Brokeback was one of the greatest acting perfomances I’ve ever seen. And, since I’m not 12, I can assume a man who plays an LGBT…

You can add Don Johnson in to the Costner/Harmon thing and make it a Triple Threat match where Costner destroys them all.

I think Ted Danson and Scott Bakula may have been able to become movie stars if only the other one wasn’t there. (This was back in the days where the idea was to graduate from TV to movies, like…

Flash said that about Uncle Ben? Fuck Flash. Let the Hobgoblin rip his lungs out through his anus.

My guess is that a guy whose porn addiction is so acute he’s watching at work is not satisfied with the occasional nip-slip pic.

I didn’t see that until after Batman. Yeah, we should have known all along.

Tom Hanks vs. Michael Keaton is the great “Market Correction” of our era. They were neck-and-neck and Keaton made some god-awful choices while Hanks slapped out Philadelpha/Forest Gump/Apollo 13/That Thing You Do right in a row and kicked…

We must never, ever, ever forget just how fucking good Keaton was in this role. You youngsters who only know Keaton for this or for the Vulture or for his VOD crap can’t understand. This was the Night Shift, Mr. Mom and Gung Ho guy being cast as one of the three most iconic superheroes.

It would be like Will Ferrell…

Yes

Yeah, it really really is decent. Fuck you

We call them Nutri-Grain, but they are whatever brand Aldi’s carries.

The moment where Bacon’s character is filming and he sees Neve and Denise start making out.... best acting moment of his career.

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Spoiler alert: They killed the doctor off-screen in the officially authorized sequels, which make the paragraph you quoted look like Shakespeare.

Let’s see what I can remember - Spoiler for people who want to read it.
* Tom Hagen gets drownded in the Everglades
* Some random nobody who we never meet is the Big Bad. He…

Yeah, but if you write too many reviews in too short a time, we start questioning your relationship with your father

Oh yeah, for movie purposes, it was fine. In the book, Fontane is used to flesh out a bit of Michael’s new power in Vegas and — this is key — illustrates that sometimes, the Don would slap you down, or not stop others from slapping you down, so you’d thank him for helping you up.

“Cherry?” So... is there a virginity test?

Hey, asshole. The Jude Law joke was funny. Chris Rock should have kicked you in your tiny balls backstage.

Get the fuck out of here with your useless “Qu” spellings. No one likes them.

The most jarring thing about the book is that as soon as Ray realizes what the field does, he instantly says, “Maybe this will bring my dad back.”

That is so wildly different from the movie, but it also makes a certain sense too.