BINGO! When people are so consumed with fanfic that it hampers their enjoyment of the canon, or worse, causes them to bitch at the actual CREATOR OF THE CANON, then fuck fanfic.

Snape is the worst recipient of this. Snape is a loathsome creep who, when faced with rejection from his crush, turned racist and then…

Fuck fan fic and all it stands for. The only reason for it is so I can figure out who to avoid.

Bricken once fisked a fan-fic about Lucius drilling a hole in Draco’s forehead and then fucking the hole. That was the peak of the genre.

Expecting me to praise a fan fic is like expecting me to praise someone who dunked a…

Wow... I’m impressed. This really fucking sucked

If players thought the fans were on the owners’ side before, just wait until they try this stunt again.

I’m also on the Cubs SB Nation board. The entire site is amateur GMs talking about “I don’t want to pay for the age-35 year” for whoever.

But it wouldn’t be baseball if it didn’t take several years of labor peace,…

Leave. Now. Think about what you’ve done.

I didn’t know she existed before now and now I fucking hate her.

I’ve been to enough prenatal appts with my wife to know that discomfort is part of the deal and priced in. I’ll check with her to see if my daughter has a case. Thanks

Yeah, that too. But in some small towns, the “other doc” could very well be someone else in the creeper doc’s practice. And who is to say the local medical communities aren’t going to cover their own asses anyway?

I am from a small town. I’m not insensitive to the concerns and resources of small-town cop shops.

There…

They would have reviewed every assault from 2000 to 2018 already, but they used the overhead projector to make butt imprints back at the 2008 Xmas party, and now you can’t see the Power Point slides.

Well, as a guy, I will say this.

I do not know, nor have I had occasion to learn, the connectivity of women’s genitalia/reproductive system to their hips, pelvis, back, etc... Now that I think of it, I’m not sure how I’d learn without coming off creepy or visiting some sketchy sites.

And the Nassar story shows that…

Seems like any one of these chucklenuts could have asked their wives, or the dispatcher, or the meter maid, or Gods forbid, whatever female officer they keep around to do cavity searches...

I’m just guessing no woman is in a position of power there, now or then.

The few times in my life I’m confronted with a question…

I still want to know what NBC knew and when did they know it.

This match clearly needed more love.

Seriously, seems like App State did OK here.

The Spidey franchise is gonna need a Joe Robertson soon, Snipes. No offense, but you’re old.

If we’re gonna make Marisa Tomei play Aunt May, you can get your five-dollar ass in a wrinkled JCPenney shirt and play Robbie.

What disphit organization tries to outdraw the Super Bowl?

I saw “reveal” and “Katy Perry” and I got all excited. Stupid shark.

If Quantum Leap tech is ever invented, I want to use it to go spy on the Marvel writers room in the 1960s. I’m pretty sure the contact high would even penetrate the hologram.

“Black Panther!”
“Yeah! The kids will love it!”
“Oops, the freaking straights are freaking, man! Too close to civil rights!”
“OK, how about Black…

Guys, if you’re expecting every story to get believed 100 percent, you might as well start the boycotts.

Wow, my clicker doesn’t click on it. Weird. Does anyone else have a clicker that doesn’t click on it or do you need to borrow mine to save yourself from watching this show?

Yeah? So? My sister lives out of town. My brother and sister in law see the kids more and their judgement matters more