Hot take: The first 10 minutes of Larry Wilmore’s show was all you needed to watch. His skits were usually atrocious and those panel discussions were cringe-worthy.

I get the logic behind the ones they chose, both to show who was there with Colbert and also to kind of cherry pick the most successful ones. Carrell was there “in spirit.”

BUT... I mean, it jumped out at me that Wilmore wasn’t there. There was probably a way to do it. I mean, they worked Trevor Noah into it and not…

Condolences to Mr. Berman.

And to every commenter who thought they were the first ones to come up with the “She could... go... all...the... way...” joke — I hope your first born son gets dick cancer and dies in your arms.

Here are the spinoffs
1) The Dorne Mulligan or “We recast everyone except Siddig” and pray you’ll forgive us. Honest. It’ll work this time”
2) Robert’s Rebellion or “Trust us, the Rhaegar/Lyanna thing will really not be ‘I hate sand’ for a new generation!”
3) Stannis the Mannis or “Shireen was actually an LMD, so we can…

Is that good enough for you, Albert Breer, you worthless piece of whale placenta?

The Big Lead called him a “WWE Legend”

Yeah, not that.

No

Wouldn’t wish this on anyone.

Oh, shut up. I know Cardinals fans. I am related to some of them. When I’m not trying to keep them away from my daughters, I listen to their rants.

Look back at how you treated Pujols, who only was the best player on two World Series teams.

When the zombies invade America, they’ll use Cardinals fans as collaborators.

His defensive play in Game 7 made up for everything. Plus, he apparently Adrian-Waking-Up-From-The-Coma’d the team past the Aroldis meltdown

Look, Jimmy, it’s a BFIB
What’s a BFIB, Daddy?
It’s a sad little creature, sustained only by racism, cousin-fucking and Busch Light. Pay it no mind.

I drink the tears of Cardinal Nation. I drink them with scotch and lemon twist.

Pretty soon, they’ll run Fowler out of town and we have a shot at getting him back too!

She was right in terms of the combine for Mixon. It means nothing to him as far as where he’d be drafted.

But there are a lot of guys who go from 7th to 5th round, or 5th to 3rd round, based on combine. It’s not meaningless to them.

I guess I’m struggling to figure out what the leagues should be doing? OK, so IU’s ban doesn’t work all that well because an estimated half of all domestic abuse victims don’t report for one reason or another.

OK, so, how does IU deal with that? I get the reasons why women might not, but at some point, a university…

The Department of Transportation being run by Mitch McConnell’s wife? By 2020, the policy will be to not only drag the passengers off, but sodomize them on the way out.

Scotch is floral if I drink it next to flowers

3. She shur is fine! My aunt and uncle did good!

Was that Rudy? It sounded like The Natural.

I mean, sorry to knock out your thesis or whatever you call what you were trying to do there, but ... yeah, just fuck off.

I’m training for a marathon. My second. People look at me like I’m nuts when I tell them I got up at 4 a.m. to get in my 16-mile training run because my kid had an early soccer game.

I want to party with these people.

Next time they secede, can we change the locks?