I’d like to thank this woman for making my two young daughters less safe. Just one more on the “all women lie” pile. Fuck her.

GIF is pronounced “Get Over Yourself. You Knew What I Meant to Say.” (This applies no matter which you prefer)

As far as Latinx, I am anxious to hear the responses. “La-Tinks” sounds like a WNBA player and Latin-X sounds like a constipation reliever. I’m probably going with La-Tinks.

On the plus side, the Cutler haters can hope J.J. Watt kills him in the locker room.

I have never hated someone more after reading an article. I’m speaking of Juzwiak, not Hathaway.

How about you go scratch your scab somewhere else and leave Anne Hathaway out of it? The fact that she gave you more than 30 seconds to exorcise whatever personal demons torment you when you wake up at 3 a.m. is a…

Can I be serious? Here is what happens when I have a meal with a woman who is not my wife. It doesn’t happen often.

I have the meal. I don’t order for her. If I’ve been to the restaurant and she hasn’t, I may tell her what I’ve had before. If she’s been and I haven’t, I ask, or she volunteers what she had.

When I get…

Wasn’t Dennis Dodd the clown who threw a fit a couple years ago when Aaron Rodgers wouldn’t stop for an interview during he Wisconsin game?

Devil’s Advocate: I just read his piece on Dallas Green, whose granddaughter was killed in the Gabby Giffords shooting, and it pretty much blew anything Deadspin has ever done out of the water.

His fastball is long gone, but there’s a reason guys like Lupica and Reilly got big enough for twerps like you to take them…

I just plan on not watching

So, teachers with union protection walk, leaving parents to send their children to day care centers, which are even more overwhelmingly staffed by women who work for far less pay and have no union protection and therefore are taking a greater risk in calling off anyway and even moreso when there is a major influx of…

Shrek 2 is funnier.

I saw on Wiki of Pedia that Reggie wore a black armband (with Epstein and Ken Holtzman) to commemorate the Munich Olympics victims.

Reggie sounds like a complicated dude. But one who needed his ass kicked from time to time. Plus, Epstein’s nickname was “SuperJew”

I guess my question is: Did you wish you were alive and…

Will give Reggie this. He was one of just three players during the 1972 playoffs (Epstein and Ken Holtzman were the others) who wore black arm bands to honor the Munich victims.

Hat tip to Simmons: Imagine this story in the age of the Internet. Hell, imagine Reggie with Twitter.

Oh fuck off with the power imbalance. Kid wants to take someone on, then expect to hear back. Don’t write it if you can’t take it

No, he must carry it forever and ever and ever and ever. His great-grandchildren will answer for it.

You quoted the Ringer. By law, Simmons gets to slap Magary now.

Not sure why this popped up on my page almost seven years later, but all I can add to this discussion is that my wife had three C-sections (first one was elective, second was too problematic for a VBAC, which she didn’t want anyway, and third was pretty much guaranteed after the first two)

I double-dog dare you to call…

That’s not “criticizing an industry.” That’s going after people’s personal lives. It’s not her fucking closet to open.

I’m sure the Oscars have bigger problems than to put Waiter #2 in the montage.

This. I just read her IMDB page. Are we really going to be campaigning for everyone who ever appeared on “The Surreal Life” when they die?

Apparently, there’s a Richmond Arquette too. Hope he’s in good health.

If that’s true, then I’d put some gaffer who last worked 50 years ago on the screen ahead of her and Patricia can go fuck a cactus.

Good lesson. CBS breaks away from its “old white guy procedural” to try some neat stuff with casting and no one watches.

Diversity isn’t going to happen because you hold your breath and turn blue. It happens because it is financially supported.

I guarantee you more LaLaLands than Moonlights are still going to get made…