WHOO HOO! Racism is solved! Too bad Denzel didn’t win, because that would have solved Sexual Harrassment!

Your first mistake was giving two shits about Jezebel

I am sorry Denzel didn’t win. I was rooting for it because I believe that would have ended all sexual harassment everywhere

Also, other than Hakeem, who spanked him, and Yao, who was his size or bigger, Shaq had cream puffs at his position.

Ok, calling Rogue One a Felicity Jones movie is like calling Lord of the Rings an a Elijah Wood movie

Cardinals fans make me root for giant meteors to hit stadiums.

The best player of the Sacramento era is Chris Webber. Other than that, this was good.

Move this team to Seattle. Or Las Vegas. Or Oakland. Or Kansas City. Or anywhere else. Start over.

I think the lesson here is “Who the hell thought it was a good idea to have team in Sacramento?”

Seattle and Vegas are just right there. Hell, the Bay Area could support another team.

Apparently, Ivan Koloff died Saturday. Damn

I thought so too, but I checked Wikipedia and they have him alive, at least as if 2014

Gotta admit, if your wife is what you describe, I might have done some glancing... Can’t hate on Virgil for that.

Savage got there a couple years ago. She’s already in hiding.

A lot of those old-school guys are still alive. Bruno is still alive. Pedro Morales. Larry Henning. Ivan Koloff. Putski. Billy Graham. Stan Hansen. Harley Race.

Bockwinkel and Verne Gagne died just last year.

It was the 80s that killed a lot of mothas. Roids, pills, and other insane shit.

Man... I didn’t need to know Nikita Koloff was a dick.

Can we bring back the Virgil sighting feature? That was awesome.

One of his finishing moves was the flying hammerlock. Standard hammerlock, but you lifted the guy up by the arm.

That’s bad-ass. And I don’t think you can fake that pain.

RIP, Animal. Thank you for my childhood. I haven’t watched a second of wrestling since Benoit flipped out.

You know what would be fun? Go to a PSU message board.

I mean, fun for you. I’m not doing it.

These fucking people... they even turn off the ones who should be closer to their side.

My wife is the walking definition of “don’t want it illegal, but...” She wants women to have the choice. Other women. She’s already made her choice.

Unless a doctor was telling her “Mrs. Worfington, you will die if you have this…

I used to call my wife the “pod for my spawn.”

I liked it better when Hannibal and Will Graham did it. Now, there is a Lego property waiting to be mined.

Couple things from a guy:
1) Fuck Keanu for not coming to her defense. He was a big enough star in 1995 to make the guy stop
2) You know Amy Schumer’s “Last Fuckable Day” thing? Debra Messing will never have that day.