Maybe I just don't "get" racing, but wins by these tiny margins don't seem statistically significant.

Good for them. No one should have to pay to run on public streets.

Man, no love for CRT HDTVs. Mine may not handle 1080p, but dammit if they don't look great.

The tale morphs into a scolding of their "unorthodox lifestyle" and the "free reign they give their six children"

WHO does not scream out when they see that coming straight at them?

Kidneys fail for a reason. I'm not saying that sloppy grammar will cause them to, but I'm not saying it won't, either.

"One day during one of my dialysis's..."

This list lacks internal logic. Why are some of the entries chemicals (nicotine, caffeine, ketamine), some slang terms (weed, poppers, molly), and some brand names (Vicodin, Xanax, Oxycontin)?