Real talk and unrelated; I love you guys.

That was a great video of 2 perfectly wonderful and absurd boots of forbidden fruit. I honestly don’t know which one i want more.

It’s not that the struts are bad, they can’t handle the added weight of all the armor/bullshit in the lift gate 

I’m not cool with how much I don’t hate it. 

I see your Bojangles and raise you... substantially...

100% the same car.

this entire article is the ONLY correct take.

QOTmfD

deserves all them stars!

Nailed it.

Nice price or crack pipe

Jets: “Now let’s try it from a 300mph rolling start”

All I can say is good. Anyone who rolls coal, or enables the ability to roll coal, should be thrown in jail or fined into bankruptcy.

Holy Fuck... math, man... fuck.

Negative equity rollover

Vandatory

This one gets the Al Pacino Seal of Ass-proval:

Alastair waved his hand at the bright band of the horizon, a horizon so much closer than the sweeping plains of his native Minnesota, but farther than the artificially truncated line of Collinville Dome. Mars’ light gravity permitted domes kilometers across, anchored by thousands of tons of soil directly atop the…

They make t-shirts in all different sizes. Someone should tell him.

ATLANTA, January 28th, 2014...