You’ve been going on and on about these damn shelves and I’m not even sure there is a picture of them. Are they just nice door pockets? I don’t even know.

The Raisin Bran of trucks.

somewhat of a feature?

Up here in VT we call them Connecticunts. And they really are.

If you’re Jason Torchinsky: Contemplate rear light clusters from beneath for several hours then write quirky post with lots of orange captions.

My brother is a neurosurgeon in the Shoreline Area of CT. He complains that he won’t be able to send his kids to college because “everything is so expensive.” This is from a guy who gets a new AMG u-boat every other year, vacations in Whistler for 3 weeks a winter, straight, after 2 weeks in the fall in St Bart’s. I…

Greenwich, CT.

I know that the elephant in the room was addressed, but I still get nightmares from below:

Almost choked on my coffee at “Dances with Thugs”

A truly awesome car... but $4,500 won’t even crack the attempt to chase down that CEL & ABS issue. If it was sorted, the 4.5K and NP.... but for those little issues to drive you mad... CP. 2K at the most. 

This would be aceptable as long as you’re fine with only making right turns.

People need to start saying no to this emotional support bullshit. That’s why anybody gets a pet. There’s no legal basis for allowing these animals. People who pull this shit are taking advantage of your goodwill.

Service animals, the paper notes, have become a hot topic as some people take advantage of federal disability laws to take their pets into businesses.

Yeah, just reading the owners manual and saw Porsche’s new recommended refueling procedure:

Seems to me you’d scratch up the paint with the fuel-filler hose hitting the fender when refueling?

“Sheriff, we need the Hellcat for an undercover operation.”

Idea: Don’t spend six-figures on a rapidly-depreciating asset that is a physical manifestation of your wife’s disappointment.

Go to Hawaii. I kid you not, every 3rd vehicle on the road is a Tacoma. 

What I like about most Singer’s is that they are tasteful. This one is mostly tasteful with a few design decisions that ruin in. Rear taillights and front corner lamps look like they came from eBay.

He runs like a six year old who just saw a bee.