They did, but it was Earth-667 Jonathan Majors, not Earth-666. 

Should I hate myself for understanding this sentence?

And then there are the poor guys with XYY syndrome who are EXTRA dead.

How Fortune Cookies Explain American Politics 

I’m not gonna lie, the original Fast & Furious is on syndication this month on Showtime and since my wife has been out of town for work and I have been bored most evenings, I have sat through at least part of it several times. There is something special about the original which has not really been captured in any of…

LISTEN UP ALL YOU FRESHMAN COLONISTS!

Saw it last night. A few thoughts:

As a Texan in a a red-red-red county, the eagerness of my neighbors to believe and regurgitate the attacks on the witnesses, an imperative to know the identity of and question the whistle-blower (despite the substance of the whistle-blower complaint being corroborated by multiple sources), and conservative talking…

It’ll only be a “twist” when viewed from the outside, looking in.

Most of the “small government” folks appreciate the laws, regulations, and statutes that protect their preferred rights and privileges. It’s one of the reasons most of the people who scream about keeping the government the hell out of their lives are…

Point on the doll where the SUV touched you. They can’t hurt you again, it’s gonna be ok.

Hi David, my name is Leon Tusk and I’d like to know why the Taycan doesn’t have 7 seats like the record-setting Tesla Model S. Thanks in advance. 

I keep getting the same result no matter how I configure it.

That’s really going to suck if they basically remove being able to add an extra tortilla and refried beans from the register.

As someone who has worked in fast food in a past life, you should know that, at places like Taco Bell, if you try and do secret menu things like that, you are making their lives hell.

“What kind of creature is that?”

I’m surprised they’re killing off the double decker taco, but I guess their numbers say otherwise.

Trump: “Wait a minute. No president has done what I’ve done.”

I can’t wait, it will be just like when they went after AOC. THe play more like advertisments.  “Do you really want to support X business, they support equal rights and healthcare for all?  That’s how you get socialism!  Better to vote for Mr. Mayo GOP because brown people are scary”