I couldn’t imagine being with someone that was: (1) maniacally narcissistic; (2) incredibly insecure; (3) addicted to cocaine; and (4) in high demand. That is a recipe for absolute disaster, though I suspect is not uncommon for rising star entertainers/comedians/actors. For what it’s worth, it seems like both she and…

I really like Gareth Edwards. He hasn’t always had the biggest box office smashes or the most critically-acclaimed films, but I feel like he could nail one with a little more time, planning, and script refinement. The Creator was so close. Rogue One is pretty good and has a devoted fan base, though I think it slogs in…

You gotta give a hand to early adopters. They fill the company’s coffers so that version 2 can be produced OR we all figure out that the idea looked better on paper than in reality.

Kora and Noble were fine. The farmer was poorly cast unless they were going for wet blanket. I don’t really know who the other samurais are, because we have little to no dialogue. I’m not sure why I am rooting for the “heroes,” given the lack of any real emotional connective tissue other than shared generic trauma. I…

The lack of replaceable thumbsticks irks me. When I get drift (which happens with nearly every controller I own at about the 3 year mark), do I need to replace the entire unit? Maybe I’m overthinking the longevity of this thing, but I’m feeling burned by every controller manu except Nintendo (which has to be losing…

Anyone want to comment on the potential for jailbreaking this device to run Xbox Cloud Gaming? If we can play Doom on TI-84s and refrigerators, some enterprising hero will figure this out.

The 5200 was my first console. Beautiful machine. Still get the feels thinking about the time I unboxed it on Christmas. I wish this 2600/7800 was compatible. They could easily add an adapter for the larger cartridges. I think the zany controllers and number pad are the problem.

This is full-on D-bag material. But I know that this is exactly the type of tomfoolery that would make me smile if I had a Valkyrie in the garage.

I really enjoyed the first two seasons, but am struggling to enjoy this season. This season feels like The Witcher: Game of Thrones. The attempts at political intrigue aren’t that interesting. Feels like pawns moving around a chessboard. Where are the monsters nibbling at the pawns?

I avoided the other item duplication glitches on fear that they would break the game in a bad way. However, this frozen meat glitch allowed me to buy nearly every piece of gear, which makes the game more enjoyable without grinding for rupees. 

You missed an opportunity to stick it to the Supreme Leader by titling this article, “Kim Jong Un can’t get it up.”

So Indy gets a chance to rewind time and take back his greatest regret — walking out on Marion and never knowing about his son, Mutt, until 25 years later? If Dial of Destiny erases Kingdom of the Crystal Skull from canonical existence, I’ll give it a pass.

Why are Cipher and Letty laying on what appear to be operating tables in a lab? Is this Face Off 2? Or has Letty agreed to donate part of her Corona-infused liver to Cipher?

Welcome to Rocket League, where the following quick chats have alternate meanings:

This might have been implied, but the plan to take Tanya on a little boat ride from which she would never return gave me brother Fredo vibes. 

This. I refreshed my memory with movies that came out in 2009 and 2010 to see if any made a lasting impact or that justify rewatching them every so often. 2009 had The Road and District 9, but to be fair, I’ve only seen them a couple of times since. 2010 had Inception, Black Swan, and Winter’s Bone. All remembered…

Damn you Enchirito stans. Damn you!!!

If Ana’s performance in the trailer is indicative of her real accent slipping into her character, then I have to admit it’s going to break the immersion for me. But I think I’m ok with that, and really, anything that Ana does at this point.

I looked! Could not find them (albeit on a small screen). That’s not the Star Wars I know. Where the non-humans?

Sir Alec Guinness was 62 years old during the production of A New Hope. McGregor is 50. That’s not much of a difference.