I don’t eat Subway anymore, but decided to break that habit about two weeks ago on a whim. I ordered the Honey Mustard Rotisserie Chicken because the photo did it justice.

I had to look this up to confirm. Weyland picked up a signal from LV-426 that was in some unknown language. They deciphered it to learn that it was a warning message regarding a dangerous species there. Then redirected the Nostromo there without the crew’s knowledge. Nothing in the canon thus far relates to contact…

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say its not an Alien story if it’s set on Earth. This sounds like a Weyland-Yutani story, which is not what I am looking for. Also, retconning that Weyland-Yutani came into contact with a xenomorph prior to the Nostromo investigating LV-426 has the potential to really bum me out. 

Now I want Season 4 of Deadwood but instead of 1870s Dakota territory it’s on Tatooine. All the cast of Deadwood could easily copy over to Star Wars. Al Swearengen could just call people a Nerf herder instead of a Cocksucker.

If they build it tall and top heavy enough, then it’s bound to roll over enough to land upright again, right?! Genius

This is such a bad take. While I appreciate the overall focus on treating Starbucks’ employees with respect and tipping them, such conduct is not mutually exclusive with participating in a pay-it-forward chain. I have been involved in several chains and watched the Starbucks’ cashiers handle it like pros, with little…

In the words of our intrepid Drax, nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it.

What?! No tank game in the arcade cab of NBA Jam? Talk about turning heads.

Maybe this is an unpopular opinion, but Army of Thieves was actually kind of a decent popcorn movie. It had a great lead actor who stole every scene, a pretty good female lead, some fun heists, and a few well-earned laughs. It was perfectly fine. So, I guess my point is that it’s okay to give Zack Snyder some money…

ISP: We miscalculated how many people would be using our internet services and therefore did not charge them enough.

Alien 3 seemed like a real downer for a trilogy that was starting to take off. Killing off Newt, Hicks, and (mostly) Bishop off screen after the heroic ending in Aliens. Why?

Yeah. It seems like Kotaku should be in a position to determine if dev kits like these are licensed to developers rather than conveyed. If they are licensed, then they remain the property of Sony and must be returned or destroyed at the end of the term. This would also form the basis for a violation of Ebay’s T&C…

Whoa there buddy. That’s a slippery slope. I think Thanos had a similar thesis: we’re too dumb/stubborn/self-centered to make the “right” choice, so let’s have something else snap the finger for us.

I think the point flew right over your head and landed at a nearby airport. Where Twitch is heading does two things that concern me (and, as a parent, I have every right to be concerned: (1) it’s beginning to normalize voyeurism of bikini-clad women hanging out in their bedrooms; and (2) allows such voyeurism to be…

IDK. There is something to be said about the old Twitch. You know, where people streamed and talked about games. I know times gotta change, but I have a pair of sons who love video games and will be warming up to Twitch in the coming years. It makes me a little nervous that it has been sliding towards rampant…

Wait. I’m confused. Where is the link to TAKE MY MONEY?

I could watch ermine videos all day long. This is the pet I will never have — largely, because they are wild and clearly should not be pets.

Gangs of London is a lot of fun. Highly recommended. 

I am so hoping for a tweet from Krebs to Biden along the lines of:

The Atgames Legends Ultimate (almost full size) cabinet sells for $499 new. I picked mine up at Sams Club when they had a deal for $450.  Arcade 1Ups sell for about $299-$499, depending on the version.