I love Laura Linney so, so much.

Apparently the dude next to me on the train last night does not think we have a manspreading problem.

I'll tell you what, if you actually confess to your girlfriend that you had the urge to do that because you were curious, but didn't because you were worried what she might think, then she will love you even more.

1) In my mind, a good solid "brow-beating" is someone calling you on your shit. And I love that. I love to be called on my shit. Sorry I didn't convey what a positive impact that has on me. My way of narrating/typing can very easily be misconstrued without my tone of voice embroidered in. You did no bad, Lady Tina.

BoyHeathen and I are drinking beer and sarsaparilla flavored "whisky" (dude- its a great shot. c'mon no judgments. ) and binge watching Ancient Aliens on History Channel dot com. And I feel really terrible about being the kind of person who keeps that show on; because I don't believe an ever loving word of it. But I…

And when I worked as an instructional aide in an autistic preschool classroom, I was convinced for a while that nearly every normal 1 year old was going to become a mute, diapered 8 year old.

He's got a weird case of douche baby face (IS HE ACTUALLY ARIANA GRANDE IN DISGUISE? JEZ GET ON THIS), but he's not unattractive in the underwear ads. Facially. Like, he's a bit more pretty boy than I usually like, but if I didn't know it was him, I'd think he was handsome—- albeit kind of young looking.

I enjoyed both Into the Woods and Big Eyes.

Oh! My favorite Xmas cocktail* is 1/3 Kahlua, 1/3 Peppermint Schnapps, 1/3 bourbon. I found the recipe in a newspaper but the name was lame, then my mom suggested I call it a "Santa's Lap." I love my mom.

Actually, Peter Pan Live! premieres this Thursday (4 December), not Sunday. Don't want anyone to miss the hate watch! (shh! I'm secretly excited for Christopher Walken as Hook)

She totally had me at, "I'm Madison, read it on my sweater!"

Can anyone spot @kevinjonas toothbrush?!

It's funnier if you replace Peter with Forehead.

EVERYONE kinda likes that one!

I dunno, I kind of like this one...

I WATCHED EVERWOOD! I was in love with him then, too. But really I am just sad for people who haven't watched him in Parks & Rec. I decry none of you late adopters and encourage every one of you to go watch Andy Dwyer highlights. I know Ron is the fashionable favorite supporting character, but Andy has always been…

I see that others have recommended various children's movies...try the iron giant! Every single time I cry my eyes out. Also pans labyrinth!

I'm about to show my inner NPR fan girl.

The real question is, if Jenny Lewis likes Anne Hathaway shouldn't we all like Anne Hathaway?