Hell yeah! Smoke out, put on music, AEROBICS TIME! Weeeee!

What babe?

Gotta say it: 1980s high-waisted jeans look better on a broader spectrum of female bodies than low-rise jeans. Low-risers gave birth to the unfortunate trend of the muffin top and have served to make the majority of women who wear them look like overweight 14-year-old boys.

She reminds me of the babe...

Stop asking her leading questions or I am going to have to assume that your ambitions are nothing short of sinister.

My husband always pronounced "biopic" like "myopic" and I never realized why until he finally admitted he didn't know what the fuck a biopic was. Once I defined it he never mispronounced it again. We got so excited we ordered a pizza.

Not starting well... Oh SNL, leave the broadway parodies to Broadway.