WOWZA.

Omg I posted a very similar tale of woe!!! I had forgotten about how all of this roomates white clothes and bed linens became visibly soiled. *shudder* Glad you got help— my RA tried to help me figure out what to say to her, but nothing worked and that was as far as it went. The smell was so bad I would leave our…

An Iguana Webcam? She is def living her best life

It seems there are a few common threads in bad roommates tales— mine features haunting details shared by some other posters.

Oh, yes! $11.99 a bottle and a delightful addition to tons of drinks. Really good in white apple cider sangria.

No shame! Someone has to take action against climate change. And I’ve been loving the Black Box Shiraz I’ve been sipping lately. It’s as good as tons of good cheap bottled wines from Trader Joe’s and the like. Bottoms up!!!

Sorry you’ve been having a hard time. :( Hope you can keep finding things looking cooking that lift you up a little bit.

I was a fan of, “You’re going to make a man very unhappy one day.”

Good to know!I adored Into the Woods, but was so wretechedly dissatisfied by the ending, I was afraid to read any of the others, but I’ll put Broken Harbor on my list.

y’all are living the dream

100% idol status... For my will is as strong as yours, my kingdom as great...

Ugh! Longest sickness ever! Hope the z-pack works and you’re on your way back to wellness!

Question! What do you all like to drink if you are just straight sipping? I’m usually more of a mixed drink gal— I love gin, but it’s not something I could really see myself drinking straight, or say, out of a flask. I have limited experience with mezcal, but have loved what I’ve had... I feel it has potential for…

That movie is one of the most underappreciated masterpieces in modern cinema.

Yes, this! It’s more polite and stealth to check your watch. And pulling out a phone to check the time results in me reading texts/emails and forgetting about the time entirely. Pretty watch!

Yes this! And I’m sorry, who are the people who need eight hours to consume a latte? What is going on? What were you doing all that time? I may drink a hot latte slower, but it never takes me more than 45 minutes, even if I’m distracted. And I’ve been known to slurp down an iced latte before I get to the end of the…

I really like the book, “Almost Alcoholic.” It’s about looking at the reasons why you drink, the effects that your drinking has, and reasonable strategies to to change, if that is what you decide you should do. It’s about the more amorphous idea of problem drinking vs. dependence.

Woop woop! ALL of this, AND this tiny bottle lasts A LONG-ASS TIME. I used to go through the spray bottles way too fast despite mild to moderate use.

Woop woop! ALL of this, AND this tiny bottle lasts A LONG-ASS TIME. I used to go through the spray bottles way too…

OMG I know...I was wincing. I’m a trusting dog lover, but I know of one particularly nasty dog attack committed by previously always docile doggy, and I always think of it when I see things like this. I wanted to put Tucker behind a baby gate and tell him to calm the fuck down.

I'm a little late to this party, but I must share these gems. We had a... quirky supervisor at my first job. The following are reasons that she (a 55-ish year-old woman at the time) gave for being unable to come in to work: