"Crazy Nintendo investor desperately wants to be punched in face."

Hey music/JRPG geeks: Hiroki Kikuta, the composer for Secret of Mana, is doing an AMA over on Reddit right now. "I wanted the song of whales to be almost like a crying voice for the undying mana tree."

Let's paint Pikachu yellow...........

You know son, there's another drug you can get high on. It's called, "responsibility".

I love the cover art.

This is dumb. To paraphrase a young Illinois State Senator named Barack Obama, "I'm not against all 13 GB videogame patches, I'm against dumb 13 GB videogame patches."

Maybe he wants to get in shape? Be a better robber?

Animals know how to play chess yo.

but can it love?

Person writes heartfelt blog article about how much they dislike internet hate.

Ahem, official Cataku Editor reporting in. It's Cataku.

I have a confession to make:

Well, it's nice to see that he's admitting it. I believe he was already in th-

"Must... reach... save point"

You had one job, ice-maker.

Fox News: "12-year-old juvenile accidentally wakes family while attempting to set fire to the house after playing video game."