God his presidency feel so like Camelot at this point.

Wow. This hot take was unnecessary.

No, shitty people post vile things about people with cancer.

You are a dick.

okay. Thanks for chiming in.

Not for nothing, but McCain wanted Joe Lieberman as his running mate. He was told he had to pick Palin in order to win.

No. I don’t care how much the guy sucks, I wouldn’t wish glioblastoma on anyone. It took my grandmother in six months and it’s awful.

You’re a tremendous asshole.

There is a 0% chance that 45 doesn’t say something totally insane, even for him, on this trip. It is going to be long, boring, and he won’t be able to go golfing. He is going to be grouchy as a baby on a roadtrip with a dirty diaper.

Andrew Wood, Shannon Hoon...

Yeah, it’s actually worse than that. They want to beat a fucking expiration date. But, please do continue to niggle over the interpretation of what’s going on.

Imagine being so excited for people to die that you schedule 8 of them to be executed over a short period of time. Just imagine it.

I think my favorite moment during the march was listening to the man behind me very matter of factly explaining to his 7- or 8-year-old son that they were marching because a lot of people discriminate against women just because they’re women and one of those people is our new president and it’s important to speak out…

I bet animals hate him. His energy is so dishonest and cagey he’d probably get attacked immediately just due to his non-verbal cues. Let’s invite him to a zoo, guys.

It really, really, reeeeeaaaaally bugs him that he failed to win the popular vote.

Everybody knows that the dice are loaded
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
Everybody knows the war is over
Everybody knows the good guys lost
Everybody knows the fight was fixed
The poor stay poor, the rich get rich
That’s how it goes
Everybody knows

You referred to me as part of the grouping “certain types of people” - that is not respectful.

We’ve just passed the threshold of Ludicrous and are about to reach Plaid.

Nothing in our article has had the slightest effect on the reputation that Mr. Trump, through his own words and actions, has already created for himself.

Yes, especially when it was reported so quickly that this heist bears all the hallmarks of a sophisticated jewel thief gang called the Pink Panthers. There is nothing remotely fishy about it, the thieves learned she was in town carrying millions of dollars in diamonds and they devised a plan to evade her security and…