We are coming.

“We are coming”

Ugh. I feel like Leto and Franco are going to ruin everything

There’s a big difference between the power and gender dynamics of much older men dating very young women, versus older women dating younger women in the queer community. It’s simply not the same, at all, and barely invites comparison. The older women get, the more oppressed they become, whereas the older men get,…

How much do you think T. Hids regrets hopping on the T. Swift manufactured relationship machine this summer now that he didn’t win an Emmy?

That added sentence doesn’t make up for the shit pile that is the rest of this article.

Guistinna for the win! She shut that shit down with the quickness. I bet $10 Ashly is used to flinging attitude around and getting her way, and Guistinna let her know up front that she was not here for it - with bullet points! There are going to be some epic fights in that room. I bet Ashly will be the one to storm…

Tom Cruise was right — Matt Lauer is glib.

Here’s a dramatic re-creation of Kanye’s speechwriting process:

Ok you know what, I can count the number of people on one hand that I’ve ever called a cunt in my entire life, it’s not a word I use lightly.

The hackers put it on her server... not her... O_o

You are seriously going to claim, in so many words and with the written-word equivalent of a straight face, that a blog which has in the last 24 hours posted such articles as

My cargo shorts benefit both me and my wife; when we go to an amusement park, I can stash her phone and sunglasses (along with mine) in the cargo shorts when we go on roller coasters. No purse; no problem.

Where’s Sqarr to grace everyone with his expert opinion on this?

Tbh, he’s resenting your success whereas his own career is floundering. My advice is take the job and possibly ditch the guy. He’s not good with money and he’s whining instead of supporting you which are two big red flags. Trust me. Once you move to Chicago, he’ll bitch about every little thing and do passive…

I have to be generic about this to avoid being doxxed, but I found out that photos I took as a volunteer photographer for a well-attended animal shelter benefit are being published in the society section of the big city newspaper tomorrow! EEEEEEEEE.

Ohmygod, I love you so much. Thank you so much to my sweet husband Chris. Something something my incredibly tight pussy. Fuck you, Sim. Thank you so much. I love you so much. Fuck you so much.

What is especially frustrating is when they say, “it’s a fantasy! Anything can happen!” as if stories need absolutely no logic in order for the audience to relate to them.

yeaaaa, I was starting to feel weird about this last night and now I’m completely agreed. Here I thought Paul Ryan was playing the perfect long con for 2020 but it turns out it’s Ted Cruz and seriously, fuck that guy.

Dear people, stop praising Ted Cruz, what he did was 100% self-serving. He is setting up his next campaign. He has no conscience. Thanks.