This is as much for the "genius-level IQ" line as everything else.

idk.I don't think you need to go to college to know babies don't need to get high.....

You're right, Sean, and there's no need to "clean that up".

<i>A meter reader with the utility company called police after assessing the house that was thought to be vacant but suspected somebody was living at the residence.</i>

Not too surprised he wanted the shirt. In Decembers past this kid donned Gay's apparel.

Mike Shanahan would never let an injured player back on the field too soon.

Retta needs to HOST, man. I would watch the shit out of that.

No Retta??

Hopefully it doesn't just end with casting. As evidenced when Kerry Washington hosted, the show needs WOC (and POC) writers as well as castmembers to give the actors good material.

I don't even think it falls into "criminal stupidity". It's malicious.

One of the things I most respected about my interactions with children who were raised really religious — such as Mormon kids — was that they were taught to listen to their gut in situations that felt dangerous or wrong. Once, on a camping trip, I managed to commandeer a tent and make it co-ed for a few middle school…

"The funny thing about my back is that's its located on my dick."

Eli: (sends picture)

Around the Manning house growing up, they just called that outfit "Eli's bathing suit".

...why should the response to a woman questioning a flawed court case based off her own incredibly personal experience elicit the response "shame on you?"

Don't worry. Your national title is still safe.

I looked at your comment history.

Oh my goodness, wow! You're so smart and funny and original! No one ever thought to make a comment about a female basketball player being a lesbian! I'm truly floored by your original and groundbreaking comedy, really.

I spent many a day in my teen years bodysurfing at Sandy's. It's not for the unexperienced. I've seen many a tourist suffer there and witnessed 2 deaths over the years, one a tourist, the other a local. Folk need to understand "wading" in this water is different, the water comes fast and hard and will knock you off…