Northwestern #44 going down like he got taken out from the grassy knoll is the best.

Because we all now if you ignore a a problem, for example things like Race Relations, Termites, Heart Disease. That problem magically goes away!

This is the complete opposite of the perfect pass. This is a stupid throw, there's no excuse for it.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Whoa. Looks are fucking subjective! No one can say who deserves someone else based on appearance. As someone who has fine-enough features but is a little on the fat side, I've dated plenty of guys whom many would consider smokin' hot. I'd hate to think I have a friend out there condescendingly…

yeah, after rereading the article again I find it interesting that Grambling's funding peaked in 2007-08, and then got slashed 2 years later even though the money could have been there. Basically Jindal was ok taking money while one prez was in office, but as soon as it changed hands to the other party he turned it…

I was 21 and had just broken up with my boyfriend. I went out to a gay bar to have a couple drinks by myself, I wanted to dress up in something fabulous and not get accosted every 5 minutes.

"I want to date you and your feelings on the situation don't matter!" I hate those guys.

OH MY GOD! I went out to dinner with my friend's roommate, once, and he always spoke with an Irish accent, so I assumed he was from Ireland... Then at dinner he openly admitted that his whole family was from Georgia (the U.S. state, not the European country). He kept faking the accent. Apparently he faked it full-time.

Those are obviously for the giant spiders.

People who think that squirrels are really freakin' adorable have never lived in the country, never had them in the walls or the attic. Squirrels are just big fluffy rodents.

Did the cost of punctuation marks just go up?

That screen cap is the most terrifying thing I've seen in a long time.

I've heard he only dates thin, white chicks who don't like threesomes and dress modestly.

Nah, the one who is being a dick is the dude with the long piece of grass that's tickling poor sleeping doggie's ears.

Once you see a coyote shooting a cardinal head with a trailing sunbeam out of his mouth, you will never un-see a coyote shooting a cardinal head with a trailing sunbeam out of his mouth

This is just a picture of a coyote projectile vomiting after eating a poisoned bird's head. It is simply the result of wildlife population control measures in the West.

Mine is better.

In other news, Gamespot is on Fire right now:

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-after Trevathan's fuck up-