What made me haul my entire face off, crumple it up, and stuff it down the garbage disposal in my kitchen sink, is this: Reilly's column is written exclusively for white people ("Good news everyone! You have nothing to fear from black kids with dreadlocks!"), and nobody at ESPN bothered to, uh, point that out, or fix…

Time was running out. They had to get to practice. So wide receiver Thomas James pulled out the $5 to cover the batteries and a video cord they needed, waved it at the surveillance camera above the cash register and laid it on the counter. [. . . ] It gets better. One of them took 80 cents out of his pocket and laid…

Wondered same. Deadspin you're better than that.

I'M IN LOVE!!!

I think she means like shortened form of Miley?

ANGRY ORANGE HEXAGON. HAAAAAAAAAAA!

Another possibility: nobody heard your fucking podcast.

I posted this on Gawker too, fits the same here.

This reminds me of the way Jon Stewart breaks down 24-hour news networks - they create a meme at the start of the day and then continually reinforce that meme throughout the day until by the end of the day everyone thinks it's actually a news event.

I'm convinced that 70% of Colorado drivers on a given day have nowhere to actually go and are just going for a "nice evening drive."

My boobs basically block my brain from obtaining new information.

Gender equality can be a confusing and often vexing concept, especially for Alabamans

Can we at least admit that women who wear bedazzled or pink jerseys are definitely confused?

Ugh. I hate it when couples start dressing alike.

I know it's the off-season, but Nate really needs to work on his handles. That last one was clearly a carry-on.

A man is LAUNCHING HIS TRUCK off the interstate and you think the girl holding the phone is the bad driver?

Russia Disbands Biathalon Team to Cut Down on Future 'Accidents'

Yes yes I know everyone has separate funds but I think the overarching societal issue is valid - everyone loves throwing money at sports but every university is seeing its budget slashed and is passing the savings on to the tuition paying students (or, more accurately, the already bloated loan system). I know that…