That book excerpt is so fucking cringey. He would have been college in the late ‘90s, but the dialogue is written as if he’s Nick Carraway pining over the Great Gatsby.

*sigh* I’m going to regret getting into this...

lol, he/she (but probably he) sounds like he very well could. I worked for a college athletics department and made pretty good money...if I worked 40 hours a week. Problem is, I worked 6-7 days a week, usually 7 days and an all-nighter a week through football season. I asked my boss if I could take a day off because I…

this is so fucking funny 

okay buddy.

Don't beat yourself up, that was like...80 years ago in Trump-adjusted time.

You’re not supposed to be racist OUT LOUD...! You're supposed to couch it in euphemisms and stereotypes, ya goofball! 

Don’t be ashamed! I, too, am a woman who fell in love with their humor!

Last Podcast on the Left is not for everyone, but they did a great series about Jonestown, too. Of all the horrific shit they cover, that series was by far the hardest to listen to.

like, were any of us surprised when Fox News and their acolytes lost their damn minds because a young, attractive woman of color became a popular figure? they’re so damn predictable and pathetic.

I actually find it kind of pleasant! It’s a lot better than the typical “everyone get on the line, we’re running suicides" whistle. 

I lived with my grandma for about a month or so before I moved to NYC, and - to everyone’s eternal frustration - she remains my grandfather’s primary caretaker in a three-story house that is way too big and too dangerous for her to move him around. I once left for like an hour, only to come back to see Grandpa on the…

I like to read the last sentence of a book before I start...it’s thrilling and feels kinda naughty!

I’m sorry to hear this, and I hope you’re getting the treatment and support you need.

I’m glad you made this point. When I was a college athlete, the program’s team doctors were pushing narcotic painkillers like candy (and then, the players would pass around those pills at parties). That was ten years ago, but apparently still relevant given the nightmare scenarios at Michigan State and USC, Maryland…

It’s almost as if paying these morally vacuous footbaw coaches exorbitant salaries has far-reaching, even deadly consequences! Fuck the NCAA. This is the worst-case scenario of a problem that affects every single football program in this country.

lol nice

BRUUUH

I liked butts, too! I still like butts. Doesn’t everyone like butts? When was the last time YOU blacked out after too many butts?!

LOL McTamyn