“Mudbutt” was my very first thought...15 years later and Dave Chappelle references are still top of mind for me 

I am in pain...

TL;DR - People who worship our horrid, stupid fucking idiot president are themselves horrid, stupid fucking idiots.

I’m not sure about this particular combo, but I love to buy and make egg, bacon and cheese sandwiches on cinnamon and raisin or blueberry bagels. Sweet and savory!

Actually I've heard many veterans online and elsewhere that the rules of engagement for soldiers are MUCH more stringent than they apparently are for cops. They basically do not shoot unless fired at by an enemy. 

Come on with the headline, man.  

I think that's a fine nit to pick.

Well said.

That’s the first I’ve heard of him reaching out, but if he did, I forgive him. It’s insane that contrition is too much to ask for these dudes, for the most part. 

99% of people who use “Stan” in that way have no idea what itscomes from. I had no idea until someone explained it to me, and I’m old enough to remember turning that shit ALL up when the video played on MTV!

Hahaha I think you mean Nick Cannon, but I agree!

BRUH

Well isn’t that a shame.

Just wait until the 90% of Alabama players who don’t go pro (it would be more like 99% for non-billion-dollar programs) leave Alabama with chronic health problems, insufficient/unaffordable healthcare, and a shitty education try to make it on anemic wages and can’t retire until they’re 75 (if they live that long).

I typically loathe these types of posts, but you're 100% on the money. I couldn't get through it, unfortunately, but a good editor could easily help this dude out!

It looks like a bad Crate & Barrel catalogue cover.

I am (was?) a massive, unrepentant JT fan, and these antics are making it real difficult to take him seriously. It’s truly laughable, and seemingly getting worse since he dropped that shitty album! He appears to be a classic case of one of those guys who surrounds himself with people who never tell him “no.” Doesn't…

I’m getting a vintage Eminem vibe from it

I will never forget the first time I saw this...I had smoked weed for like the third or fourth time in my life, and it actually worked. I couldn't breathe, I was laughing so hard. 

Yeah, that was really, REALLY weird...