lol, I thought that kind of thing only happened on TV or in the movies! apparently not!

I thought so too, and I would have very much preferred the Sanaa-presented documentary.

My neighbors had those things when I was a kid, and I DESPERATELY wanted on, too. When my dad told me no because they were “too slow,” it honestly felt like the most reasonable answer possible to 8-year-old me.  

I’m not the person you asked, but my last day is on Friday, no job lined up. I have a nice chunk of savings, leads and a plan, but no job lined up yet! I haven’t been this happy in a very, very long time. 

Whatever stupid point you were trying to make, you made your stupid point stupidly.

“Also, Conservatism does not equal racism.”

believing it was an assault on his manhood rather than his humanity.

Just when I thought he couldn’t be any more disgusting...that was probably not the first time he’s done that to someone, and it’s definitely not gonna be the last. 

My mind also also jumped to cheese stick! My brain hurts trying to visualize this moment lol

Between JT’s weirdly horrendous album and this half-assed-in-the-worst-ways restaurant/daycare, this couple is genuinely giving me the creeps. I can’t help but imagine some nasty, musty, chuck-e-cheese type of vibes in that horrible place. It is so infuriating how so many wildly rich people are often so comfortable…

“They’re in their heyday,” she says, “but they’ll get older, and they’ll fall behind. Nothing lasts forever.”

She BOMBED the correspondents’ dinner? I dunno, I thought it was really funny and fearless...I like her a lot, but I feel like she’s stretching herself too thin on her new show. I hope she finds her rhythm!

Man, I did not care for Baker Mayfield.

The article really should have noted her race. There's no way this would have happened to a white woman.

Everything I’ve heard about this guy leads me to believe he’s a complete lunatic. Wasn’t he locking his athletes in sheds or some crazy shit? You’d think this guy hasn’t even won enough games for any school to put up with him, but the bar for decency and competence among rich, white men is somewhere deep near within…

Will we get And I’m Eric!, too? It could round out the 3-piece grift pack.

I actually love this...wow, such talent in one dude!

I knew Colbert could sing - wasn’t he in some a capella group? - but I had no idea Patrick Wilson had such a beautiful voice! That was really impressive!

Nobody asked you.

Wow, thank you for pointing this out.