All I can say is thank CHRIST they penalized that one guy for jumping up and down after his team scored a touchdown. We need to keep that sort of behavior in check.

Playing college football is a privilege, not a right. If you can’t have the integrity to avoid illegally purchasing pencils for school, then you can’t be trusted to risk your long term health for the profit of your institution.

If by “Americanizing” F1 you mean fans having better access to the the sport/spectacle via (insert whatever here), more tv and news coverage along with having more races in non-shithole autocracies and the like then I’m all with you.

I hope the last two words of Obama’s presidency are “Eat me.”

I’d pay $100 just to see Obama, for once, answer a question about one of these inane ‘controversies’ with the “Jesus, who the fuck CARES?” that it deserves.

Today’s qualifying sessions were pretty standard, with Mercedes locking out the front row

Fresno State declined the penalty, too.

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I wonder how many times FoxSports is going to buy Whitlock two seats before they stop letting him fly anywhere?

I agree, not sure what it has to do with the military. If you want to say he’s disrespecting the police, I’ll agree with that notion.

You guys are gonna get Michael J. Fox fired in his first week at his new job.

Don’t ask Rodney Harrison...

The NFL? Disingenuous?! HOW DARE YOU!

I can't get the video to work, and I don't know these guys by their names. Will someone tell me what color they are so I can form my opinion?

How did you manage to reproduce? I think Mrs. Torch needs her own column on Jezebel. Bet she's got a lot of material to work with.

To be fair, the overwhelming majority of women would respond negatively to a man saying "what if this happened to me?"

This shit is still easier to figure out than BMW’s lineup.

I am a son, brother, husband, and father to the women and girls in my life

Due to several years of watching porn, I am confident I am good at sex. Oh wait.