When asked what he’s going to do now that he’s got a 100 million dollar contract, Antetokounpo said he’d carry on the fine Greek tradition of spending all 300 million of it.

I’m a grown man crying almost hysterically watching other grown men cry.

What an incredible moment, and if Bartolo happened to groove that for him, well that just reaffirms his status as the Champion of Everything.

Shamelessly stolen from the Reddit thread about this:

Lighten up Francis.

Cowboy abuses Redskin woman.

We all know Brissett will be fine with 3 days of practice and will go 32/34 with 378 yards and 6 TD against the Texans on Thursday because Belichick.

Posts without titles for easy clickthru - douche or no douche? My half dozen open twitter pages speak for themselves.

“And now we go to a live look-in at the Chargers tribute to Louis Farrakhan...”

To be honest, I think what they did here is odious. If they keep protesting on friday nights, I bet they’ll take a lot of shit for it back in class and grow to really hate Mondays. If I were a student there I would think they should flush their protest right down the Jon. I’m sick and tired of the division in this…

I plan on tricking him into giving it to us.

If I was on that crew I would say that the game was over and the team that schmuck was on had forfeited.

The cropping is the best part, it says”Im being dishonest”, but the missed details say “Im incompetent”.

*you have to watch this video for 2 1/2 minutes to see what happened...

Trump thought that was a Russian flag so he left it in.

While they might have cropped out the rafters, he forgot the GIANT FUCKING TEXAS FLAG on the left.

shitty ignorant people bring up shitty ignorant children. yes sometimes the kids turn out ok regardless but the odds are against them.

Most often smart people do have smart children. They read to their children more often are more invested in instilling in those children habits, traits, and interests that will make them smarter more engaged citizens over time. Instead of giving them mountain dew in their baby bottles and bringing them to church.

I dunno.. don't you think if more intelligent people were breeding, there'd be more livable wages, paid leaves, and proper funding for scientific research? It certainly wouldn't hurt in trying to live up to the ideals and promises you speak of...