Only a fool fucks with Phelps when he’s in compete mode.

And fuck all this nonsense about him partying when he’s not swimming. That man has spent more time honing himself into the perfect swimmer than any of us have spent doing anything (including jerking off). He ought to have a life permit to party the fuck down…

Darth Wader

Is ESPN being run by The Producers?

“Why would there be confusion if he spoke English? Joining us in in studio to discuss is Emmitt Smith.”

Speak English? Why would I want him speaking like a British twat? Dude better learn to speak American or get out.

Give them a break, it has to be difficult to plan for a regularly scheduled, annual event.

Doing the Car Lords work.

Seems to me they euthanized the wrong goddamn animal >:(

Wait a minute, fans in Philadelphia can get EJECTED?? I’m pretty sure I watched someone murder a guy at the Linc last year and the ushers just told him to tone it down a bit.

Yeah, it’s a one-way ticket Tacoma or worse.

This is the single biggest piece of evidence why the US will shit the bed for at least the next generation. When you are down 3-1 at the end of a game in a tournament in which you are already done, and an opposing player tries to kick one of your own in the head, you make sure somebody from the other team leaves on a…

“Bravo!!” - Lamar Latrelle

With the Ak Bars hosting, I think the goalie should've known it was a trap.

Did they get to keep it? Or is it like basketball and you have to throw it back?

Say what you want about Draymond but at least his shaft didn’t hurt anyone.

I didn’t know about Beijing but as for the other two, I think you could classify those incidents as terrorism directly targeting the Olympics. In Rio it just seems that the Olympics were so poorly prepared that people will die

The games haven’t even started yet, Tim

Me too. Am I wrong in thinking some hyper sensitivity on the owner’s part?

Clearly not a fan of his teammates having a ball.