How does a cop with “11 years of training and experience” not recognize part of a donut?

I am tired of this negativity. Deadspin always sees the glass as 19/31 empty. I choose to see it as 12/31 full.

Pretty elaborate, especially when you consider the set-up for this involved divorcing the kid’s mom and moving to a new apartment ten months earlier.

Video truther BOOOOO get out of here!

+18%

You suck

Reminds of that time I was trying to take a routine shit in the toilet and I misjudged it and shit directly into my own mouth.

If he had been good enough to start, Urban will look the other way even if he kills someone.

Sure, good old Urban, always doing the right thing.

In the Australian Open, the balls roll back into the bunker counterclockwise.

Nice straw man.

What does that have to do with this present issue in France?

Really? What were the names of the hicks who were flying those airplanes in New York?

But those white Christian men did not kill in the name of Christianity. HUGE difference

I don’t mind Christianity, I don’t even particuarly mind fundimental Christianity, but I will not be lectured on morals by anyone willing to support a narcissistic, hate-filled monster like Trump.

“Ooo someone from my stories!”

I suppose this is the inevitable start of Tim Tebow’s political career.

I don’t mind Christianity, I don’t even particuarly mind fundimental Christianity, but I will not be lectured on morals by anyone willing to support a narcissistic, hate-filled monster like Trump.

I’m 38 and I give myself hand jobs nearly every day.

Hey, nothing wrong with an old fashioned every once in a while.

Who better to take advice on taking less shots than Carmelo Anthony?