Nothing compared to Mike Huckabee teaching his sons to continue eating while shitting.

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

I liked this kid until I saw the hat on his head. Poor life choices.

It’s not. It’s a dumb thing.

Ah, drifting. And why is this a cool thing?

Eh, there are tons of pictures of him as an actual child. The one used just looks like somebody doesn’t know what he looks like today.

Yeah? Then why am I masturbating and trying to get the layering right in photoshop, smartass?

Someone a little more explosive than Kevin Durant put OKC on the map. I hate myself

I just don’t know that the Oklahoma City Sonics get to pull this card.

You have to love the ref kicking the shit out of the guy.

“It’s real to me”

There are two types of people: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

Yes, in the exact same way fire does something to a house’s structural integrity.

Eh, I’d rather watch this kid than Bayless and Stephen A., so I guess that’s something.

The world is far too crowded with people who vastly overestimate their own importance.

This kid sneaking into a basketball game is the downfall of America.

I’m sick of Deadspin’s political commentary. Why are you guys showing a Trump rally? Stick to sports.

Maybe this is a stupid question, but why shouldn’t we be talking about gun control when something like this happens? Is it somehow outlandish for a government to look at a tragedy and think “how can I stop this from happening in the future?”

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