I love the way the dresses whoosh out when the ladies are running. I am sure they were picked for just this moment.

"SOMEONE STOLE MY FUCKING PHONE AND EVERYONE HERE IS RESPONSIBLE." This happened to me but at a party at my house and I had to call the cops to get my particular phone girl to leave.

$60 in Chicago just a month ago.

I can't believe this didn't get more coverage, but I think you are right.

TOES THAT LOOKS LIKE BEANS!

If you could shame anyone into being thin, there would be no fat people.