Did they give him season tickets as a punishment?

Those are peanut butter cups, not Reese’s Pieces.

We all (except Kyle Walker apparently) win again.

That hand looks like it has poor circulation.

Hummus on rice pilaf? For shame.

Did you ever notice how Casper the Friendly Ghost and Richie Rich look alike?

Where is a good place that locals like?

Hurt his back digging all those shallow graves.

I thought you had issues typing on your phone. I’m not smart enough to know geology.

I like this CSI-Deadspin you’ve created.

How does that guy root for Cowboys AND Indians??

Only the Joes turn out good.

Anything to distract from Encarnacion’s inability to drive in runs.

Took a long time to get the punchline.