You’ll need small hands for that. I suggest employing these Jewish children.

All thanks to the shell casings being finely polished inside I presume.

How do they honestly expect people to pick and select the proper icons without taking their eyes off the road for an extended period of time? Just as I think these things can’t get any worse, the newest version from the next manufacturer just seems to have even more buttons.

*growing distrust of anything that I can’t fix with a welder intensifies*

10 minutes per year? My neighbors drive by 6-8 times a day, always when I’m getting my kids down for a nap, or to sleep for the night. I never realized how much I hate Harleys until I had kids.

Around my parts, Harley have absurdly loud aftermarket exhausts that wake the dead while decelerating. Its nowhere near a…

Counterpoint: Live next to some douche that rides a Harley, or drives a Civic with a fart can, or has some unnecessarily douchey noise machine that serves no purpose other than to be a mega-douche. I’m all for fun and stuff, but don’t externalize your petty needs onto everyone else.

Let’s be even more real: he’s an ignorant fucking buffoon and you can always safely assume the worst/stupidest when trying to decode whatever dementia symptom he’s putting out there today.

Yes, whenever the president says something stupid, you can always expect to see people doing extreme logical contortions to come up with how it’s actually not stupid.

No, Yugo tell him that.

Where do you live? No one in the Mojave or Sonoran Desert thinks this, so you seem like a poser. As the article mentions, the plants are 100+ years old. Millionaires design their properties to incorporate existing cacti. Are you a clueless foreigner?

When Trump finally dies, I will throw a giant party to celebrate. All non-trolls arr invited! (And some trolls too, TBD on a case-by-case basis.) I will celebrate when Stephen Miller dies. I will celebrate when Mconnell dies. May it happen tomorrow.

My confidence in bold claims is inversely proportional to the number of typos in the presentation.

So, you’re saying this is a TPS report?