Leslie Jones is a National Treasure. I can’t wait to see what she does next!

Oh my god please think of all those parents in Alabama who have to tell their kids that a male teacher on “Arthur” who is a rat is marrying another male vermin... and they both support education noooooo! Also they love one another.

It’s nice to see one G/O media vertical can be supportive of Taylor Swift without being passive aggressive (supposedly feminist) little shits.

“Parental and conscience rights,” i.e. “We reserve the right to discriminate against ‘immoral’ things, like the existence of LGBTQ people, because ‘won’t someone please think of the children.’”

Trump doesn’t support discrimination so he won’t take up a bill because it would prevent conservatives from discriminating? That is some Olympic level mental gymnastics.

Toads as well.

Because special interest lobbying groups have way more power in U.S. politics than average citizens do. I've lived in both countries and actual humans have much more influence in Canada than they do in the U.S. 

Okay let's take my idea and pair it with yours.  That would save a lot of time.

Ironically, just one other time...

I always think it’s this guy.

Honestly, at first I thought you were going to say Joe Biden has to go everywhere with a dozen women all acting as chaperons to make sure he doesn’t assault any more women, and I was like...fair.

You how in Saudi Arabia a woman has to have five men confirm what she’s saying before anyone can believe her?

I can’t comprehend how y’all got yourselves so tied up in knots over health care in the first place.

Yet again, Biden is showing age related deterioration. He couldn’t even articulate his idea for health care clearly; he kept making mistakes. This is a serious problem. I hope his supporters see what’s happening and come to their senses. Pick someone else. Anyone else. Just make sure he is not as old as the hills.

Do you want frogs falling from the sky?

Trump implied that wife Melania met North Korean leader Kim Jong Un

Look, if you don’t bankrupt a shocking amount of your population with the cost of healthcare, how will the rest of them ever learn to bootstrap properly?

Because of Communism, comrade!

“I implore you to try to comprehend Biden’s explanation as to why his plan is the way to go. If you can get past his “$1,000 copays” without your head exploding, consider yourself superhuman”