Came here for this! Hey man I just want some muesli

This is such fucking horseshit. I’m guessing they don’t prevent anyone from telling men about vasectomies. Because that might be considered an invasion of privacy and state’s rights and freedom or what the fuck ever. The ONLY reason I could afford birth control for like ten years is because Planned Parenthood gave it…

I would, but... the inner city pressure!

Muesli typically does not have either dried bananas or chocolate chips. Granola often has one or both. Bob’s Red Mill muesli is banana (and chip) free and readily available. You could add your own dark chocolate chips. Muesli is easy to make.

Okay. I have a bag of Muesli from Trader Joe’s sitting in my cabinet. How do I eat it? Overnight oats? I tried just pouring coconut milk and eating immediately...bleh. 

Swiss bircher muesli is the absolute shit. 

Except with streaming you can cancel and resubscribe at will.

Is that true about Disneyland?? Disney World is full of alcohol and it’s the main reason it’s fun as an adult...

Weekly Achievement/Do-Gooder Thread! What have you done this week that you are particularly proud of, or who/what have you helped? Reply and let us know so that we can celebrate you!

I only buy brands I recognize that are sold by that brand if I buy them via Amazon at all.

I will never not be angry at everyone who stayed home or voted third party in 2016.

THIS. I worship RBG, but so much fucking this. Why should (the rest of) our democracy hang in balance because of the (deservedly) large ego of one admittedly badass but certainly not immortal person? She is a medical freak of nature at this. point, and the fact that we’re even on an RBGWatch just doesn’t make for…

Schumer better filibuster and shut down the government before giving Trump another pick.

A friend of mine saw her at the movies the other day and says she looked good (and I saw picture proof), so I am not terribly worried about this. 

Yeah, they only announced it after it was over.

Every goddamn time I see RBG in the headlines, I have a few seconds of panic before I have a chance to read far enough to see that she’s not dead. Fucking hell.

Julianne: please fix the verb tense in your first sentence (from present tense "is undergoing" to past tense "underwent"). It happened in July and she is out of the woods according to her doctors.

Would be so very Ron Swanson to take one for the team by giving up his pancreas . . . and somehow still survive.

Don’t worry, if anything were to happen to RBG during the campaign season surely Mitch McConnell would wait until after the election to allow a nomination. Can’t have a SCOTUS nom in an election year, amitrite?

Claire? Claire! The rest of us have been putting oatmeal, milk, bananas, and cinammon in the jar and letting it sit overnight for a “healthy” breakfast.