Who is watching live coverage of this?? Jerry Falwell Jr was just in CNN defending Trump and it looked like Erin Burnett was gonna have a stroke. I am literally shoving buckets of popcorn in my mouth watching this shit unfold.

FILED TO: NO SHIT, SHERLOCK

It made you uncomfortable because she keeps collecting animals, many of which are tiny inbred dogs. That dog looks like that because it’s unhealthy from breeding, but probably cost a fortune.

George Takei is a treasure. I hope to one day have my life together enough that I will no longer resent any occasion that involves me ironing a piece of clothing.

But what if it’s an ironic Trump costume, Leslie? Nah, still gross.

You boys need anything while you’re here? Some reds? Yellows? Just got some purples in from Peru.

I think we need Trump’s physician to weigh in on Guiliani’s health. I guarantee you he is in perfect health.

Un-fucking-believable! I had to re-read some of those to be sure I was comprehending correctly.

You cannot be a person who says these things and at the same time respects women as equals. Women are accessories.

This “we’re talking about something that happened ten years ago, as opposed to Hillary’s last three years” is ridiculous. So if Trump killed someone a decade ago, it would still be okay as long Hillary wasn’t perfect the last three years?

And these are elected officials? Oh. My. God. There is nothing that any of these guys have said that is in anyway defensible. There is no taking any of these statements out of context.

Wtf? Are there really grown men going around grabbing women’s crotches? Is this a thing people really do?

What is so striking to me is that something that can be traumatic and have such lifelong effects on the victim can not even be a blip on the perpetrator’s radar.

After this latest Trump nastiness, I casually mentioned to my husband how often men had gotten handsy or creepy or even slightly inappropriate with me over the years, particularly when I was young, and he was shocked. And I don’t feel like I got an unusual amount of attention for a reasonably attractive woman (but not…

“I don’t characterize [grabbing a woman by the genitals] as sexual assault. I think that’s a stretch.” - Jeff Sessions (R - AL)

As a man: these garbage people (Trump, Lewandowski, Jeff Sessions, etc.) need to take many seats.

He was at his job. Billy Bush was at his job. The bus driver was at his job. The other two or three men in that bus were at their jobs. And if you do talk like that in a locker room that includes anyone besides your own Cheez Dip brain, SHUT UP

Congratulations, you just helped Dan Quayle complete his crossword puzzle.

evangelical host Pat Robertson said that Trump was “just trying to look macho.”